It’s a love letter, because it would be impossible to write anything else about this site. Porn is a tricky business, pretty much all the way around. Performers face undeserved ridicule and scorn, counterbalanced by heaps of praise and compliments, and physical demands that […]
Tag: Twink
Quickie: River Viiperi
Is your Monday afternoon dragging? Let’s spice it up. Here’s twink supermodel River Viiperi and his bare asscheeks. And there’s some bush for good measure. We can’t sign off on that weird medical-brace-thong-thingy they have him in, but it DOES tend to lift and separate […]
The Locker Room: Blake Skjellerup Needs Your Help
That ass is why speed skating is one of the most underrated sports of all time. Blake Skjellerup is an openly gay pro speed skater. If he makes it to this year’s Sochi Winter Olympics, he will be the first out gay athlete to compete […]
Underwear Drawer: The Appropriately Named Peter Pretty For Aussiebum
Wearing an Aussiebum jock the right way, here’s Peter Pretty captured by photographer Troy Wise. By the way, “wearing an Aussiebum jock the right way” just means looking bend over-able in it. How accurate is Peter Pretty’s modeling name? He’s very pretty. He’s even pretty […]
Hot Or Not: Taping Up A Twink
You have to give the art director (is that even a thing on a porn set) some credit. He or she really went for a specific “look” when taping up Derreck Lynch’s hairy, twink ass. It’s kind of a Day-Glo late 90s rave thing. The paint-splattered/neon […]
Twink Tank: Gill
Judging from that innocent, freckled face, you’d expect Gill to look like your standard porno twink below the waist. While he certainly lives up to this promise in the front—with his slim body, smooth torso, shaved pubes and carefully-manscaped ballsack—there’s just one special quality that […]
iPhone Wars: Six-Way Battle of The Booty
It may be difficult to think about any other asses after this morning’s post about Nick Sterling, but we encourage you to try your best by digging deep down into your horny, man-lovin’ soul. Yup, It’s time for another Battle of The Booty! To commemorate […]
You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!
No, we’re not making a reference to A Christmas Story or the “official Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time”… That aside, it should be noted that Peter Billingsley (Ralphie) […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boners (Part II)
Everyone loves a good, hard cock! Today’s round of iPhone Wars centers around four men with raging erections. Yes, we just said “erection”. Don’t look at us like that! Using the word “erection” is overly clinical and therefore hilarious. Would you prefer we called it […]
The Cock Buffet: New Gay Porn With Krys Perez, Samuel O’Toole, Bob Hager, Ari Gypsy & Many More!
I’ll never understand why The Cock Buffet doesn’t perform as well as our other posts about porn, because it’s literally just copious amounts of porn! Why would you want to read a post about one measly scene, when there are nearly two dozen sexy fuckers […]