Taylor Kitsch turns 31 today. His year hasn’t been that great. John Carter was supposed to be Disney’s next big blockbuster. It got pretty good reviews. Unfortunately, no one went to see it. Kitsch (who doesn’t love that last name?) can console himself with the […]
Tag: Top or Bottom
Top Or Bottom: Mark Wahlberg
I’ve made my feelings about Mark Wahlberg fairly clear in the past. To revisit – dickhead but hot dickhead. The above photo I ganked from TMZ just illustrates it so well. Hot body, cute face, looks like a total d-bag. His personality will cleanse your […]
Top Or Bottom: Barry Manilow!
That exclamation point is there for a reason, bitch! No, I’m not a “Fanilow” (except for “Mandy, that’s a hot track) but respect must be paid to Mr. Barry Manilow! He’s had a long and illustrious career as an entertainer and has a solid fanbase. […]
Top or Bottom: Justin Bieber
Have you heard about Justin Bieber‘s boyfriend?!?! It’s the title of his new single. We probably should have put that in quotes as “Boyfriend”, but that wouldn’t have been as much fun. The pop star, who recently turned eighteen and became the victim of his […]
Top or Bottom: Lenny Kravitz
Grammy Award-winning artist Raphael Saadiq spoke with future Hunger Games star (and fellow Grammy winner) Lenny Kravitz for the latest issue of Interview magazine. Regretfully, Saadiq neglected to ask Kravitz the most important question of them all—“If you were ever going to have gay sex, […]
Top or Bottom: Darren Hayes
Forgive me. I’m already screaming “Bottom! Bottom!” from deep inside of my soul. There’s just something about former Savage Garden member Darren Hayes that says “I like to be fucked gently and cuddled afterwards”. Maybe it’s the fact that he co-wrote songs like “Truly, Madly, […]
Top or Bottom: Joe Manganiello
Okay! I got your message. When it comes to the Top or Bottom feature, we should stick to openly gay celebrities or wishful-thinking about extremely hot straight celebrities. We’ll go with the latter for this week’s post. If True Blood‘s Joe Manganiello liked dudes, do […]
Top or Bottom: Hot Military Guy
Yes, we see the wedding ring! While that isn’t necessarily a clear indication of this military dude’s heterosexuality, it should be noted that today’s Top or Bottom poll is mostly wishful thinking. None of us will ever have the opportunity to sleep with him. But […]
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Is A Top
Because you were all dying to know! One of the previously mentioned “EXTREMELY CUTE” NakedSword employees and my current spirit animal (Jack Shamama) did a bit of investigative reporting to discover He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named‘s preference in the bedroom. The answer may surprise you… Unless you saw those […]
Top or Bottom: Ricky Martin
When I realized we had never done a Top or Bottom poll with Ricky Martin, I nearly punched myself in the face for missing such an obvious opportunity. Then, upon further thought, I remembered that Ricky was actually the inspiration for this whole entire column. […]