Imagine living in a world where you could have Paddy O’Brian‘s dick in your face whenever you wanted it. All it would cost is $10 a month. You could cancel your dick subscription at any time, but if you stuck with it, you’d get that […]
Tag: tighty whities
Nick Steele Looks Good In (And Out) Of His Clothes
In case you haven’t noticed, Nick Steele is extraordinarily handsome. The model and actor—whose greatest role includes playing a Kevin Federline look-alike in two separate and surely terrible films—provided the eye candy in a television ad for Britney Spears‘ Fantasy fragrance. Of course, these details […]
A Good Ol’ Weekend Fuck: Matthew Mason & Kayden Gray
Urgent matter to my masturbatory needs! Are Matthew Mason and Kayden Gray actually flip-fucking in this scene from Lucas Entertainment‘s Bangers & Ass? We all know that Matthew is a huge bottom who’s been known to flip on occasion. Gay porn newcomer Kayden hasn’t really […]
Quickie: Landon Falgoust
We know what some of you are thinking! Is Landon Falgoust related to Kaylan Falgoust? Are they the same person, or is every man that Rick Day photographs so excruciatingly stunning that you can’t tell them apart? We’re not sure if we have any answers […]
The Amateur Hour: Bears Gone Wild
There are a few reasons I chose this video for today’s edition of The Amateur Hour—1) It’s still technically Bear Week in Provincetown, 2) I’m a sucker for guys with mustaches and big beefy asses, 3) That hairy hole drives me absolutely wild, and 4) […]
Who Cares About Tony Paradise Bottoming Again? Colby Jansen Is EVERYTHING.
I want to care that Tony Paradise was so desperate for cash before he went to prison that he gave up his tight, nearly-virgin hole in yet another bottoming scene with total dreamboat Tyler Hunt. However, there are a few things that are preventing me […]
Quickie: Chris Bailey
Here’s some thoughts that come to mind while looking at these pics of Australian model Chris Bailey: – Unf! – Oof! – Gah! – Is it really so bad to fake a terminal illness, find some sort of Make-A-Wish organization for adults, and wish for […]
Get Inside of My Butt Now, Dale Cooper.
My dick would spontaneously combust if Dale Cooper walked into my kitchen with a full beard, wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities and casually sipping from a glass of red wine. If he then proceeded to bend me over the counter, pull down […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Undress For Success Edition
Undress for Success is the Lucas Entertainment equivalent of Men At Play. In other words? It’s a bunch of hot guys wearing suits and fucking their brains out. This is the type of gay porn equation that will never get old, because duh, people won’t […]
Caption This: The Bulge In Your Face
A man with a thick, fur-coated barrel chest wears nothing but a ratty baseball cap and a pair of white briefs. He thrusts his bulge toward the camera, inviting the viewer to contemplate what’s lurking beneath that thin-layer of fabric. The viewer might also contemplate […]











