Back in college, my next door neighbors asked me to feed their cat over winter break. They were going on vacation to Greece or something. The exact location isn’t really relevant to the story. All you need to know is that I had a key […]
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Layton Draper: The Movie!
Layton Draper is the hotness that FINALLY kicked Bo Roberts off of “The Ten.” Bo’s sexy ass was up there for what seemed like weeks! But then Layton and his spandex rolled up, flexed a little, and it was a whole new regime. To celebrate […]
Jonny McGovern Wants A “Sexy Nerd”
Who doesn’t? Smart guys are hot. But these dudes in “The Gay Pimp” Jonny McGovern’s new video “Sexy Nerd” aren’t actually nerds. I know nerds. I would have been a nerd if I had gotten past Algebra 2 and knew how to do more on […]
Random Question: The Naked Lunch Date
Congratulations! You’ve been granted the opportunity to have a lunch date with any celebrity or notable public figure, living or dead. There’s just one small catch—you have to be naked throughout the entire meal. Both of you. While blatant flirting would be allowed, absolutely no […]
Josey Greenwell’s DNA
If this is the current face of country, get me to Nashville. Josey Greenwell is an up and coming country singer who just happens to be brutally hot. He’s also a smart one, because he’s courting the gays with this DNA magazine shoot. Like Samantha […]
Celebrity Skin: Hunter Parrish
Hunter Parrish plays the eldest son on Weeds, and let’s all thank Mary Louise Parker because he’s often bare ass on the show. Especially this season. I assume it’s her doing. She seems like a lusty lady. Parrish’s “Silas” character has taken an NYC modeling […]
Everything Butt: Brice Farmer
Brice Farmer has one of those nice-sized butts. It’s not the big-and-round type that you try and see how much of your face you can stuff into for some major tonguing. It’s more average-sized. His ass is really just a couple of handfuls that you […]
Flashback Friday: The Right Connection
Any number’s the right number when a dude like this answers the phone! Once again, you can’t blame us for the cheesy opening line of this post. This text was actually taken from a June 1987 Playguy spread entitled “The Right Connection”. It’s gotten to […]
Quickie: Diego
Does extreme attractiveness just come with being named Diego? This guy looks like he was carved out of a block of caramel. And he should give out free samples! Diego hails from Guarulhos, which is the second largest city in San Paulo, Brazil. He now […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cutesy Briefs
Gone are the days when briefs were solely equivalent to plain ol’ tighty whities. Nowadays, you can get that extra bit of support along with the additional perk of a colorful design or pattern. This is clearly what human existence has been leading up to […]