Thanks to a little thing called the internet, I’ve discovered that one of my favorite Woof Alert subjects, Zachary, posed for a particularly sexy photo shoot back in June (or some time shortly before that). You might be thinking to yourself, “We’ve already seen his […]
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You Asked For It: Dato Foland’s Fat, Uncut Cock
The results are in from our “Choose Your Own (Gay Porn) Adventure” poll, and you’ve made three things explicitly clear—1) You really want to see Topher DiMaggio fucking Billy Santoro, 2) You’re not too interested in seeing Damian Boss fuck Daniel Johnson, and 3) You […]
Twink Tank: Hugo Mex Strokes His Thick, Uncut Schlong
At some point, Hugo Mex shoved his thick pole into scruffy, inked beauty Taylor Scott‘s bum. I’m baffled that I missed this, because it seems like something I’d be into—a hung bisexual blond working his shaft into an alternative, hipster-type’s hairy hole. Everything in that […]
I’ve Never Done This Before: Bay’s First Time Cumming With A Dick Up His Ass
Do you remember the first time you came while you were getting fucked? Most likely, it was an extraordinarily intense moment where you felt a little out of control, yet as the ropes of cum spewed from the tip of your cock, it suddenly dawned […]
What Would You Do?: Keegan, Harrison & Duncan Are Using Me Like A Whore
I’ve never had three guys line up and take turns on my ass, but if I were going to do such a thing, I’d probably do it with three fine fellows like Keegan, Harrison and Duncan. You are welcome to gasp in shock right now. […]
Fuck The Payne Away.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]
Woof Alert: Ginger Bear Rusty G.
For his latest solo, Rusty G. is sporting a bushy red beard that could almost put James Jamesson to shame. It’s a unique look that won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but considering my dick has a tendency to lean toward “unique”, I got a […]
Four Play: Johnny Rapid Bottoms For Isaac Hardy, Ricky Larkin & Jorge Fusco
Oh hey! It’s another one of those weird porn scenes where Johnny Rapid plays a semi-lifeless sex doll. In this brand new chapter, the Johnny 2000 runs away to a cabin where three hot dudes in flannel proceed to gangbang him. It’s unclear whether this […]
You Can Have Paddy O’Brian For $10 A Month.
Imagine living in a world where you could have Paddy O’Brian‘s dick in your face whenever you wanted it. All it would cost is $10 a month. You could cancel your dick subscription at any time, but if you stuck with it, you’d get that […]
Ethan Cooper: File This Under “Boys I Want To Fuck”
 Ethan Cooper has an impressive cock, as thick as a bottle of SPUNK Lube with a mushroom head that I’d normally go nuts for… But I don’t know! There’s something about this guy that screams “pin me down and fuck me ’til we both collapse”. […]











