It’s time for a totally weird hypothetical situation! An extremely horny alien civilization is taking over the planet Earth. They’re pairing all humans together and shipping them off to live a lavish life of luxuries on their home planet. There’s just one condition—you have to […]
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I Drank Scotch With Nick Offerman (And He Ate My Asshole)
Lea Michele’s “Cannonball” is playing. It is just starting to rain outside. I haven’t left my bed for a week. After you’ve closed the door on filthy, no-rules, aggressive sex with a Twitter comedian, you begin to wonder if you can ever truly fly—fly, like […]
Everything Butt: Seven Dixon
Seven Dixon made me hyperventilate when I first saw him. The day was November 22nd. The place was a press release that Raging Stallion sent out, announcing him as their latest exclusive model. The image that caused such a reaction was this one. Before my […]
The Amateur Hour: I Want To Bury My Nose In This Hot Daddy’s Pubes
The man who refers to himself as “C. Dick” hasn’t been on Tumblr for much longer than a week, and he’s already made a significant impact on my boner quota for 2014. He touches upon a decent portion of my greatest sexual weaknesses—a salt and […]
Is Harris The Hottest Sean Cody Model In 90 Billion Years?
There have been a few recent Sean Cody solos that were nothing more than what I’d call “okay”. Some of the newcomers went on to prove themselves in hardcore scenes, while others left us scratching our heads and questioning the site’s usually impeccable taste. (I’m […]
Woof Alert: Mike Dozer
Well, this was inevitable, wasn’t it? Mike Dozer hasn’t even been on the gay porn scene for an entire year, and somehow, he’s already reached the closest thing to “star” status one can achieve these days. On the physical level, he comes equipped with a […]
Twink Tank: Hung Bisexual Aaron Spence
Are we even allowed to call Aaron Spence a “twink“? At 23 years old, he’s still extremely smooth with a boyish appearance, but one could argue the “twink” label’s no longer applicable… But, um, what’s in a label? A rosebud by any other name would […]
Caption This: Sweet & Saucy Dick
A hairy man with a long, uncut cock drips caramel sauce down his shaft. Is somebody going to lick it off, or does he have some weird fetish where he likes sticky fluids all over his penis? You can tell your own special story in […]
He’s Italian, Hairy & Muscular With 8 x 6 Inches Uncut.
It makes me feel like such a whore that this headline alone would get me in the mood to be fucked, but what can I say? I’ve got a weakness for Italian guys in their late thirties who happen to live in London and come […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Rocco Diaz & Dario Beck Suck, Sixty-Nine, Fuck & Blow
I really wanted Rocco Diaz to fuck the cum out of Dario Beck. This doesn’t seem like an unreasonable demand, but at the same time, does it really matter how, where or why these two blow their loads? It’s not as if I haven’t witnessed […]











