As if it weren’t enough for the boys of Garçon Garçon to be criminally attractive on their own, the Australian electro-pop duo have just released what very well might be the sexiest music video of the year. The funny thing is, “Instant Attraction” doesn’t beat […]
The title of Twelve Fucks And A Funeral is a play on the 1994 hit romantic comedy Four Weddings and a Funeral (which I’m pretty sure didn’t involve anyone fucking in a morgue). The basic premise is that clown-rape victim JP Dubois has passed away, […]
Yes! I’m going to argue with every bone of my body that, based on these two Sean Cody scenes, there’s absolutely no doubt that the answer to this question is “yes”. This is coming from a self-hating blonde who’s (allegedly) racist against blondes. Upon first glance, […]
I might have spoken too soon about Chip Tanner having one of the prettiest assholes in the gay porn industry. Whereas his slick pink pucker is so beautiful that you could print out a picture and hang it on your living room wall as artwork, […]
I don’t want to exaggerate, but Race Cooper is one of the most physically perfect specimens of man ever, basically. Right? I mean look at him. Anyway, I’m smitten to the point where I literally had to pace around the room for five minutes before […]
Not to make a post about gay porn even gayer, but do you know that part in the opening to Golden Girls where Bea Arthur shoves her fist in her mouth? That’s literally what I just did when I saw the picture in this post […]
Bobby Creighton is a sorcerer! He’s a male modeling warlock! How else can you explain his extreme shift in look from one photo shoot to another? In our first set of pics, he’s beefy, brawny, and managing to model past ridiculous accessories. Someone shoot that […]
In case you were wondering, I’m still not over my bizarre obsession with dick-hungry boy slut Tristan Sterling. Over time, his appeal has become a little clearer to me. He’s a tiny, boyish and somewhat innocent-looking young man who, like Robbie Turner and Johnny Rapid, […]
We’re fairly confident that Connor Kline will go down in the history books as one of the Hottest Cock Sluts of 2013. His meteoric rise to gay porn super-stardom has found him getting fucked by Connor Maguire, Andrew Stark and a laundry list of the […]
You’ve heard the myth that women are inferior when it comes to sucking cock, right? Well, I’m curious to know if there’s any truth behind it! While I’ve personally never had a ladies’ lips wrapped around my shaft, I know we’ve got plenty of straight, […]
