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Underwear Drawer: The Appropriately Named Peter Pretty For Aussiebum
Wearing an Aussiebum jock the right way, here’s Peter Pretty captured by photographer Troy Wise. By the way, “wearing an Aussiebum jock the right way” just means looking bend over-able in it. How accurate is Peter Pretty’s modeling name? He’s very pretty. He’s even pretty […]
Quickie: Robert Walter
Model Robert Walter looks like a combination of the last two guys who played Superman. At least that’s the first thing that came to mind to write about him. To be honest, it’s getting more difficult to come up with synonyms for “hot” again. “Papaballs” […]
Quickie: Walker Blanco
Walker Blanco is a hot young model from Florida, who was discovered after his Mom sent his picture in to Wilhemina Models. He has the name of the villain on a soap opera and looks like paradise. Know what the drawback is to writing about […]
Underwear Drawer: Miro Moreira For New Captain
Wow, he’s got some hot, shiny legs. New Captain sells handsome briefs. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, Miro Moreira is a delicious slice of manmeat! He hasn’t graced the blog in awhile and his thick self was due for a comeback. He’s […]
Underwear Drawer: Danillo For ES Collection
Those dragon briefs are so adorable! Release that dragon, Danillo! This particular “Underwear Drawer” is spotlighting items from ES Collection. Seriously, I want those dragon briefs. And I will make like (a male version of) Daenerys from Game of Thrones and be all “I am […]
The Locker Room: Kayne Lawton
Kayne Lawton is an Australian rugby player who plays for the Gold Coast Titans. I know this because his Wikipedia entry was checked. I check Wikipedia for two reasons. The first being that I don’t know dick about sports so there’s a need to relay […]
Quickie: Serge Henir
It’s hard to believe that there are really people who look like that in the world. You know if you’re a little insecure and some insanely hot guy can make you feel like “ugh, I = chopped liver”. But Serge Henir is so hot that […]
Underwear Drawer: Ben For CURBWEAR
Well here’s someone to fap to. “Ben” (last name unknown) is the spokesbulge/spokesbutt for underwear line Curbwear. Underwear is underwear, but jeez louise at Benny here. The bod on this boy. Remember this song by Silk? Let me lick you up and down Til […]
Ethan Kaplan Says Fuck Melanoma, “Let’s Just Tan!”
Let’s slather ourselves with oil and toast in the sun like sausages! Let’s lay our bodies down on those glowing tanning beds and bake like cookies! Ethan Kaplan is a gay rapper and he could care less about that skin cancer mumbo jumbo. Everyone should […]