If you’re reading this in the US tonight, you’ve no doubt heard all sorts of protests and yelling about professional problem-creator Donald Trump hosting Saturday Night Live this evening. And if you’re anything like me, you can’t watch live tv anyway, so it’s a moot […]
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Tommy Defendi & Jimmy Fanz Are PERFECT In “Fantasy”.
When Jimmy Fanz‘s fuzzy butt’s part of the equation, my dick and I are prone to making hyperbolic statements that might not be one-hundred percent accurate. However, top-level researchers for The Institute of My Dick have confirmed that the hirsute power bottom’s new video with […]
Quickie: Columbus Short
I’ve already posted about my complete and total love for ABC’s Scandal. Season 2 on Netflix has finally been watched, and now I am free and clear to catch up in the current season! Huzzah! (A life = I need one.) The show has me […]
Straight Celebrities Are Gay: Jimmy Fallon And John Krasinski Lip-Synch Each Other
The Office’s John Krasinski never did it for me until he whipped off his jacket while dramatically lip-synching Boyz II Men’s “I’ll Make Love To You.” And he’s singing it to Jimmy Fallon! Jimmy and John competed against each other in a lip-synching competition. And […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Undress For Success Edition
Undress for Success is the Lucas Entertainment equivalent of Men At Play. In other words? It’s a bunch of hot guys wearing suits and fucking their brains out. This is the type of gay porn equation that will never get old, because duh, people won’t […]
Flashback Friday: Cock Broker (1986)
The model in this 1986 spread from Playguy magazine looks like he could play the role of a preppy and thoroughly snot-faced villain from an eighties’ romantic comedy. He’d be the controlling boyfriend to the lead character’s object of affection, and though the plot would […]
Hold Me: Ryan Gosling Is Taking A Break From Acting
He’s just taking a break, right? It’s not some stupid retirement deal. WHY? WHY?!? I can only watch Drive so many times before I need fresh new Ryan Gosling on one of my many screens! Probably the sexiest man to be working in film right […]
“Single Ladies” And Their Men
We got an e-mail from a breathless reader which commanded us to check out the men of VH-1’s out-of-the-gate hit Single Ladies. Think The Real Housewives of Atlanta crossed with a pre-menopausal Sex and the City. It didn’t fare very well with the critics, but […]
Hot Flash: Chris Evans By Mario Testino
Yep, that’s the only one showing some skin. We know you’re trying to be perceived as a serious actor, Chris, but throw a bone to your gays. For those of you who will be without the five senses in the coming months, Chris Evans is […]
Winner Takes All: Patrik Fucks Alex Marte In “Gambler”
The last time we saw muscle jock Alex Marte, he was topping a hairy fellow named Bruno Knight. While we’re not going to deny that it was ridiculously hot, we have to confess something–we really prefer Alex as a bottom. There’s something about watching this […]