That accent…(That butthole. That dick.) Did someone order a hot British otter bottom? Well, we got one anyway. His name is Sam Wallis, and he’s UK Naked Men’s latest find. He likes to have cum splashed all over his body, face, and chest, and he […]
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I Have A New Porn Favorite, And His Name Is Jack Van Duin
I featured Bentley Race’s Dutch masterpiece Jack Van Duin last week, but that was before Bentley provided me with this behind-the-scenes vid of Jack’s first photoshoot. I know there’s nothing particularly porny happening here besides a boner, some fuzzy buttcheeks and a deft hand with […]
It Turns Out That “Joanne The Scammer” Is Hot And Has Done Solo Stuff
My current obsession is Internet character and self-described “messy bitch,” Joanne The Scammer. She’s a bewigged ne’er-do-well and human performance art piece lampooning racial divisions and consumer culture. She thrills me to NO end. So how excited was I then when I found out that […]
Trent’s A Peeping Tom In A Onesie
I want that onesie. I already have the binoculars. Trent is just hanging out at home in his cute onesie, when he starts feeling horny. So he starts using his binoculars to see what he can see out of his window. Something out there catches […]
American Muscle Hunks: In The Shower With Rex Cameron
Can you do my back? This is one of those POV scenes where YOU are the camera, and it’s YOU feeling up Rex Cameron’s body as he sexes himself up in the shower. The dudes over at American Muscle Hunks have discovered a new flavor […]
Sean Cody: What DOESN’T Turn Vincent On?
The answer: very little. My only issue (and it’s tiny) with Sean Cody’s stunning new find Vincent is that he claims he’s into hairy chests and that he’s so hairy himself that he’s a “mini-bear.” Nice. I’m on board, and ready to feel my dick […]
Solo Artist: ChaosMen’s Oliver King Jerks Off For Your Viewing Pleasure
Please, sir, may I have some more? Who doesn’t like a guy who’s so eager to please. ChaosMen’s new find Oliver King is rarin’ to jerk his sizable cock for your viewing pleasure. He also lets slip that he’s mostly straight but definitely fooled around […]
Let’s Watch A Big Slab Of Man Jerk Off For Sean Cody
We’re very excited to see Samuel’s “Down South.” Meet Samuel. He’s Sean Cody’s newest piece. He’s a slab of solid muscle with a precum-inducing Southern accent that gave me the vapors. It was as if I was some old-timey Southern Belle on the front veranda […]
Use Your Imagination: Ashton Summers’ Dominic Ford Jack Off
They didn’t give me a real trailer, so you’re getting this! I wrote about the beautiful Ashton Summers earlier today, lamenting that Dominic Ford neglected to include a preview of his new jack off scene with them. So I went on a hunt to […]
Ashton Summers Is Getting Handjobs at Dominic Ford
World is glad he didn’t just disappear. Sometime last year, Ashton‘s twitter account got locked the fuck up and I was personally concerned that he was flouncing from porn. Which would have been unfortunate for everyone around the globe, because this guy is beautiful. […]