How can I top the hunk from last week’s Everything Butt entry? Duh, I’d roll a condom on my dick and stick it up his ass! With that said, there’s really no way to overshadow those glorious cheeks. You’ll just have to settle for a […]
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Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Cabo
How do you follow up a ginormous schlong like AJ‘s from Latin Jocks? There’s really no good way to answer that question. Going any larger could lead to somewhat scary territory, while going smaller is sure to disappoint all the cock-hungry size queens. Well, sorry […]
Twink Tank: Tyler Brandon
Twink of the Year! That’s the title that’s been awarded to Tyler Brandon, even though we’d never heard of him until a few weeks ago. Is he worthy of this extremely honorable position? We’re not sure yet, but we’d still pound the shit out of […]
Everything Butt: Douglas
If you’re not immediately enamored by Douglas and his deliciously smooth cheeks, just wait until you get a glimpse of what he’s packing in the front. Of course, let’s reserve that topic for a whole other day, because today’s discussion will focus primarily on what […]
Twink Tank: Mikey Chapman
You’re either going to love Mikey Chapman or completely hate him. He’s no different from your average twink with a huge dick, but his haircut is sure to inspire a few “Dewitt, lay down the crackpipe” comments. That’s a price I’m willing to pay, provided […]
Hot or Not?: Eyebrow Piercings
Of all the types of piercings that give me a boner, eyebrow rings are ranked as the least threatening. I mean, you already know my feelings on nipple piercings, and the same “OMG, what if I rip it out?” logic applies to any pieces of metal […]
Twink Tank: Drew Parker (Part II)
Feel like you’re having a case of déjà vu? Well, don’t worry too much about it, because Drew Parker‘s already been featured in the Twink Tank series. For those who are wondering why we’ve brought him back, perhaps you should click through and see him with […]
Twink Tank: Etienne
It seems impossible to find an unattractive man named “Etienne“. Perhaps I just haven’t been looking hard enough? Or maybe it’s just because I’ve always had a particular fondness for men who bear the name, which originated after my experiences with a horny French twink […]
Everything Butt: Chad Con
Do you have a craving for some smooth ass? Then allow me to introduce you to Chad Con. When you set your eyes on this rugged twunk’s butt cheeks, it’s likely that you’ll experience a sudden urge to spank them. We’re warning you about this […]
Twink Tank: Leon
Why take sides when it comes to the great “Smooth Vs. Hairy” debate? Frankly, I don’t care whether an ass is covered in fur or completely devoid of anything. If it’s a hot pair of cheeks (attached to an equally hot guy), there’s a pretty […]