Do not be alarmed! Do not adjust your computer screens! And, perhaps most importantly, do not put your dicks back into your pants! This is an emergency edition of our Twink Tank series, brought to you by my extreme desire to slam the living daylights […]
Tag: smooth body
Quickie: Mark Schofield
Upon selecting Mark Schofield for today’s Quickie, I kept worrying that he’s some already-famous model that you’d all roll your eyes at me for posting. The 30 year-old male model has a classic male beauty reminiscent of David Gandy or pretty much every model who’s […]
Twink Tank: Jessy
There’s no possible way that you’ll love Jessy as much as last week’s Twink Tank subject Dustin Cooper. Then again, what man could you ever love more than Dustin Cooper? Kidding, kidding! If you’re into younger men, then you’re going to bust a few loads […]
Quickie: Seth Mitchell
We hate to inform you that Seth Mitchell isn’t playing for our team. Or at least we think he isn’t. There’s an interview floating around in which he’s asked whether modeling helps him with the ladies, and then there’s another one where he says he’s […]
Name That Cock: Trust Us, You Know The Other Side
Even the most casual porn fans have seen this man’s butt. If this were a round of Name That Hole? He would be identified in five seconds flat! It’s not like he doesn’t have a nice cock or anything, but he’s definitely more well-known for […]
Hot Flash: Angelos Siannis by Katerina Tsatsanis
There are so many effects in this photo shoot by Katerina Tsatsanis that we’d normally consider tacky, yet they somehow work within the context of these images. Could this be a result of male model Angelos Siannis‘ totally beautiful face? Unclear! We’ll get back to […]
Twink Tank: Kody Blue
I have a bone to pick with the gay porn industry. When it comes to twinks, why do you keep taking perfectly legal young men and make us feel inappropriate for being attracted to them? Case in point–Lollipop Twinks. Or those other studios who throw […]
Twink Tank: Dylan Andrews & Ryan Lynch
It all begins with a game of Risk, as two twinks battle for global conquest and world domination. Then Dylan Andrews gives up and decides he’d rather have his hole conquered by Ryan Lynch. What? Stuff like this doesn’t happen when you break out the […]
Unlockables: Jerking With Danny Hunter
Most experts would agree that profiles with face pics get more responses on dating or hook-up sites. Last week’s edition of Unlockables proved them wrong, as the only picture without Jimmy‘s face wound up winning in our polls. The second most popular picture showed the […]
Twink Tank: Alexander Greene
With his curly hair, pierced ears and sparkling blue eyes, Alexander Greene looks like the lost member of a late-1990s boy band. We get the impression there’s always a mischievous expression glued to his face, much like fellow College Dudes model Ryan Diehl. It doesn’t […]


