It’s almost been a month since our last round of iPhone Wars, so we’ve got a special treat for today’s edition! This pool of contestants was handpicked by your votes from previous rounds. Basically, that means that there are a lot of pretty faces and […]
Oh hell to the yes! I’m not sure who’s the dirty fucker who blurts out that line in Jansen‘s latest tag-team fling for Fraternity X, but everyone else should shut the hell up and let him do the talking from now on… Especially that guy […]
My dick would spontaneously combust if Dale Cooper walked into my kitchen with a full beard, wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities and casually sipping from a glass of red wine. If he then proceeded to bend me over the counter, pull down […]
Here is the (bafflingly) short-lived Abercrombie & Fitch “Life as a Greeter” web series. It premiered back in February, but it’s fashionable to point and laugh at A & F right now, so here we go. They’re what you’d expect: slick production values, upbeat empty […]
What? Are you kidding me? How is it possible that we’ve never paid tribute to Ty Roderick‘s glorious man-meat in his very own Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post? This is a preposterous oversight of epic proportions, and we should probably be punished for it with a […]
Abel didn’t tell his girlfriend that he was going to jerk off and show off his butt cheeks on a gay porn site. He wanted to get enough money to make a down payment on a house, and obviously, the only choice he had was […]
“I’m an ass guy, what can I say?” These eight magical words from Corbin Fisher‘s Brant have lingered in my mind since his debut on the site. At the time, he was referring to how he fantasized about doing “fucking a girl in the ass” to […]
Drop everything else and pick up your dick! There’s a threeway that demands your masturbational attention, and you should be watching it and touching yourself as soon as humanly possible. Let me ask, do the names David Anthony, Hunter Marx and Jessie Colter mean anything […]
I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again—Colby Jansen is on track to become the Best Dick of 2013. This could change at any given point with such ferocious competition as Andrew Stark, James Jamesson, Vinny Castillo, Paddy O’Brian and our current “Sexiest Man […]
We need to talk about Kevin. In particular, we need to talk about Kevin Michaels, the newest model on gay porn site Southern Strokes. Since you asked so nicely, here is a short list of things I like about this guy—1) He is a ginger, […]
