Tyra Banks is a ridiculous human being who constantly flip-flops and contradicts herself, but in begrudgingly following her on Twitter, I’ve learned that she’s tried to coin a new term on the latest cycle of America’s Next Top Model—“flawsome“. Yeah, I know! It’s outrageously dumb […]
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Is It Possible That Landon Conrad Got Hotter?
Landon Conrad was already pretty damn hot to begin with, so the idea of him becoming any more appealing is just straight up offensive to us regular, normal-looking people. The worst thing is, I can’t even figure out what he did to become hotter for […]
Twink Tank: Cash Walker (II)
At the risk of showing my bias, Cash Walker is one of my favorite models to appear in the Twink Tank series this year. I was quite smitten with this young man as soon as I saw his solo shoot, but after watching him get […]
It’s Time For A Camping Trip Orgy!
For those of you who are not aware by now, I will watch any damn scene that involves Riley Tess and his fuzzy British butt. Throw in a campground setting, several uncut shafts and a naughty game of “truth or dare” that results in three […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Troi From Chaos Men
Troi made a big impression (pun intended) on this past weekend’s “Monster Cock” edition of Who Would You Rather. We’ll admit, those of you who chose him over Deryck or Apollo appear to have made a wise decision! He’s a frickin’ sex beast in his […]
31 Hot Guys Who Need To Sit On My Face
Welcome to one of my favorite parts of our first official Sit On My Face Week! After becoming frustrated over the unlikely odds of Duncan Black, Brandon Moore, Jay Lanford, Kevin Lee or Conner Habib suffocating me with their butt cheeks, I browsed through our […]
What Would You Do?: I’m Popping Topher DiMaggio’s Cherry
Hypothetically, but of course! There’s no way in hell that someone as attractive as Topher DiMaggio would let me snatch his onscreen anal virginity, but in the magical “What Would You Do” world where anything could happen, I’d march him down to MEN.COM headquarters and […]
Hot Flash: The Insanely Gorgeous Models of Kevin D. Hoover
Kevin D. Hoover is so consistently good that I flipped through twenty-four pages of his Tumblr before remembering I had to write something about him. Part of the problem is, I kept wanting to see who was next! He had photographed so many familiar faces—JR […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Hello, Conner Habib & Porter Loutrec!
I’ve made the executive decision to extend Sit On My Face Week through the weekend, especially since I only announced its existence on Wednesday morning. With that in mind, I’d like to take this opportunity to say “hello” to both Conner Habib and the bearded wonder […]
I Was Supposed To Be In The Historic Bel Ami Orgy, But My Part Got Cut
Hey guys, my name is Lukkas Johahnk, and while you might not recognize my name, I was this close to being a part of gay porn history. As you probably already know, Bel Ami recently completed production on what is the largest bareback gay porn […]











