Oh, please put your rulers away! It doesn’t matter if Men At Play‘s delivering a 100% accurate measurement for newcomer Ronnie Bonanova‘s dick. Whether it’s eight or seventeen inches, it looks fucking huge on camera—thick, long, uncut and ready to ram hungry bottoms like Dani […]
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Celebrity Skin: Charlie Hunnam’s Butt On “Sons Of Anarchy”
It’s a shame Charlie Hunnam dropped out of the Fifty Shades of Grey film adaptation. Much as I love his replacement Jamie Dornan—and freely admit I have no intentions of ever seeing the movie—it wouldn’t have been the worst thing to see some screenshots of […]
“I Am Groot”: The Guardians Of The Galaxy Gay Porn Parody Has (Sort Of) Arrived
Some genius decided to cast pint-sized power bottom Armond Rizzo as Rocket in a gay porn parody of Marvel’s hit film Guardians of the Galaxy. The scene entitled “I Am Groot” went live on Peter Fever this week, and while it’s a little impromptu and […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Buttholes & Racism
Buttholes make the world go round! We launched our first ever #LoveYourHole contest on Friday afternoon, but if you were paying close attention throughout the week, you would have noticed that the theme extended beyond that campaign. Muscle jocks Noel and Colby got their virgin […]
#LoveYourHole (And Win A Prize Package Worth Over $300)
In my continued mission to become the smutty gay version of Oprah, I’ve followed up our “FREE COCK” promotion by launching a global social media campaign with one, singular goal—to empower each and every one of you to #LoveYourHole. The initiative kicked off yesterday afternoon […]
Is David Avila The Hottest Cock Slut of 2014?
Whenever there’s a big dick, it seems like David Avila‘s right there to take it up his ass. He may not be the first name that pops into mind when you think of 2014’s Hottest Cock Slut, but before you completely dismiss him, pause for […]
Everything Butt: Sean Cody’s New Model Christopher Will Blow Your Mind
The world of gay porn blogs is freaking the fuck out about Sean Cody newcomer Christopher. He scored a “perfect“ for four out of four important factors on STR8UPGAYPORN, while the folks at Gay Daily Hot preferred to describe him as “quite simply, dazzling“. Some […]
“I Have A Huge Soft Spot For Americans & A Hard Spot For Cut Guys”
From time to time, there have been comments insisting that I don’t spend enough time breaking out the confetti and celebrating the existence of circumcised dicks. I’ve actually never considered how frustrating that could be for guys who live in countries where having a foreskin […]
Four Play: Big Gay Orgy In The Bed Of A Pick-Up Truck
Every time I think I’ve checked off all of the activities on my sexual bucket list—affectionately known as my “fucket list”—the gay porn world reminds me that I’m a failure whose dick has accomplished nothing. The latest such incident occurred when Next Door Buddies decided […]
This Guy Has A HOT Ass (And Cute Geeks Get Priority)
HELP! Do you think I can pass as a “cute geek”? I’m thinking about flying across the ocean to try and fuck Manhunt member andyldnbttm, and according to his profile, guys who fit that description move to the front of the (hypothetical) line. You’ll understand […]











