SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]
“Yeti butt” should not be confused with “cub butt“, a term heavily associated with Canadian gay porn wonder Marko Lebeau. The former refers to an unpredictable excess of fur on an otherwise smooth and clean-cut muscle jock, while the latter takes that concept and adds […]
Oh, we know! This isn’t the most groundbreaking edition of our new series I’ve Never Done This Before, but let’s take into account that handjobs are a gateway to blowjobs, rimjobs and everything else beyond that. Sean is a mere 18 years old with a […]
Lyle Boyce looks like he should be in a Harry Potter movie, playing a dopey Hufflepuff who regularly blows Draco Malfoy in the girls’ bathroom while Moaning Murtle watches. Alternatively, I could see him showing up in the next season of American Horror Story as […]
We’re going to be surprised if anyone says “no” to this question. Sure, we could understand if you don’t like it or find it too distracting, but to have never had the experience of watching porn while you’re getting down to business? That would make […]
You’ve met Shawn Wolfe already, right? The fuzzy, versatile gay porn star stormed onto the scene earlier this year, and while we initially thought we’d prefer him as a bottom, he won us over for good in a homeless ass-eating extravaganza with Jimmy Fanz (whose […]
Are you ready to choose your own (extremely sexual) adventure? In today’s exciting installment of What Would You Do, we present you with a hypothetical scenario involving Sean Cody models Skyler and David. Both of them are hitting on you at a party, making it really […]
This might be the gayest thing I’ve ever admitted, but one of my deepest fantasies involves making an extremely goofy, choreographed amateur sex tape. I’m talking, like, each thrust into my partner’s ass set to the rhythm of the beat, crazy interpretative dance moves and […]
With the exception of the rough exterior, the excessive tattoos and the fuzzy balls, Warrick Cade reminds me a lot of a guy who wrecked my ass not too long ago. He had the same beefy, muscular build with a soft beard and an incredibly […]
Welcome to the Week of Good Dick! Technically, it started last night with our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post on Girth Brooks, but please, let’s not dwell on such trivial details. What you need to know is that this glorious week continues tonight with gay porn […]
