While my dear co-blogger is pimping me out to give Jon Stewart blowjobs, I have other items on my “having sex with political satirists” agenda. Such as? Doing Stephen Colbert so hard up the butt that he can’t walk for seven million days. Think about […]
Tag: Sexy
Random Question: Toilet Seats – Up or Down?
As someone who grew up in a household full of women, there is one habit that’s always stuck with me–putting the toilet scene down when I’m done peeing. This practice has baffled former boyfriends and male roommates. They say to me, “Hey Dewitt! We’re two […]
The Ten: Leighton Stultz Dick Slaps The Competition
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who in the land is sexiest of them all? This week, the top honor goes to Leighton Stultz. While today’s runner-up (and former champion) Matthieu Charneau was teasing us with his latest photo shoot, Leighton was all like “Look at […]
Dude! Bro! Zak Bagans Is So Hot That It’s Scary…
So, I’ve recently discovered this show called [who cares, that guy is cute]. It’s all about [who cares, that guy is cute]. My favorite episode was the one about [who cares, that guy is cute]. Okay, okay! So the show is called Ghost Adventures, and […]
Aural Only: Low
Want to watch over four minutes of John Stamos looking atrociously handsome? Then look no further than Low‘s new music video for “Try To Sleep”. No, this isn’t a belated April Fools’ Day joke! Whether you choose to believe it or not, motherfuckin’ Jesse Katsopolis […]
In Which Juggling Becomes Oddly Erotic…
Jacob Sharpe knows how to handle his balls. Watch as the scruffy lad juggles them around in a pair of pink shorts, all whilst doing an awkward white boy lip-synch to Kanye West‘s “Monster”. Never mind that this video came out back in December. That […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Smiles
Everyone smiles in the same language! Or feel free to insert your own random cliché. The important part is that these four guys all have big-ass grins on their face, and it’s up to you to decide wh0 you’d rather insert in your… Well, use […]
Would You Hit That?: Russell Brand
It says a lot that only one percent of you wouldn’t sleep with James Marsden. So in the grand tradition of making things a little more interesting, we’ve selected someone who isn’t universally adored for today’s edition of Would You Hit That. That’s right! It’s […]
Secret Sex: Jack McBrayer
Who’s on your Secret Sex list? I’ve spent so many weeks focusing on my shameful crushes and semi-guilty pleasures. Now, it’s time for you to speak out about the guys who aren’t “typically” attractive, yet somehow manage to sneak into your innermost fantasies. Take this […]
Would You Hit That?: James Marsden
This weekend’s number one movie features James Marsden running around with an animated bunny, whose voice is provided by Katy Perry‘s husband. We could really care less about this–aside from where Marsden may or may not stick this carrot–but we would like to know where […]