Australian rugby warrior Nick Youngquest struts his fine ass into a stadium of fawning fans and swarming paparazzi in this new ad campaign for Paco Rabanne’s Invictus cologne. What a cocky bastard! He should be punished for his arrogance. He should be forced to nuzzle […]
Tag: Rugby
The Locker Room: Kayne Lawton
Kayne Lawton is an Australian rugby player who plays for the Gold Coast Titans. I know this because his Wikipedia entry was checked. I check Wikipedia for two reasons. The first being that I don’t know dick about sports so there’s a need to relay […]
The Locker Room: Byron Kelleher
Byron Kelleher is a pro rugger from New Zealand who plays for the Stade Français team. You might recall him from last week’s “Gay Ass Gossip”. He’s supposedly drillin’ the very-married Princess of Monaco! Byron’s Wikipedia entry notes that he fucks porn stars, and is […]
The Locker Room: Ben Foden
Every time I type Ben Foden‘s name, I keep wanting to type Ben Cohen. The two English rugby players are equally hot in their own special ways—and Cohen even makes a cameo in today’s edition of The Locker Room—but they are most certainly not the […]
The Locker Room: Gavin Lloyd Henson
This is one of those times where I’m angry at my dick for being turned on. I read British rugby guy Gavin Lloyd Henson’s entry on Wikipedia and he sounds like a total hammer. You know, one of those C-list semi-celebs that goes on every […]
The Locker Room: Brad Barritt
Someone tell my husband I’ve left for St. Albans, England to rendezvous with my NEW husband, rugby player Brad Barritt. He’ll understand after he sees these pics. Holy shitballs, this dude is everything I’ve ever wanted in a man. Adorable face. Thickset jock body. Has […]
The Locker Room: Scott Higginbotham
You may have heard that I recently tied the knot. Forget what you heard. I can’t have Australian rugger Scott Higginbotham hearing ANYTHING about that. On the SLIGHT chance that he’s gay, and on the slight chance that he visits Boston…well, all systems need to […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Rugby Guys Strip Each Other On The Dance Floor
These two got me hot in my areas. Just so you know, they stop before they get nude cuz’ it’s some ad for a website (not one of ours or you know I’d post the link). Before that though, a sexy romance blossoms between these […]
Celebrity Skin: Gareth Thomas
Gareth Thomas has retired from professional “footie” (look – vernacular) but that doesn’t mean he’s retired from the public eye. The first openly gay pro rugby player is now a contestant on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK. Just like here in the U.S., the […]
Hot Rugger: Sonny Bill Williams
Men aren’t usually known for having sexy legs. It’s kind of an overlooked category in a guy’s fuckability factor. Cock, ass, face, and chest are usually noted before hairy gams. We need to reconsider this trend thanks to rugger Sonny Bill Williams. Yes, he sounds […]