BREAKING NEWS: Jake Cruise Wins Manhunt Daily Twerking Contest Without Ever Entering

Well, this is a surprising development! I was going to keep the Manhunt Daily Twerking Contest open all summer long, even though Manhunt member Cocokirby was a clear frontrunner in the race. Unfortunately, it appears that I’ve been thrown a curve ball. Gay porn mogul Jake Cruise popped […]

HELP! I Need To Be Flown To Key West, So I Can Get Penetrated By Adam Wirthmore’s Exquisite & One-Hundred Percent Immaculate Penis.

Not too long ago, I overheard some chatter within close quarters that Manhunt will be delivering Adam Wirthmore to the attendees of Tropical Heat in Key West. It occurred to me that Dewitt might have some additional vacation time, so it would not be insurmountable […]