Confession! My brain has trouble comprehending that some people actively prefer Oral Only. Every time someone reveals to me that they’re not really into anal—and it happens more often than you’d think, given my line of work—it’s almost as if I find myself cycling through […]
“Having a hot daddy beg for my load with an Australian accent has to be one of the hottest things I’ve ever heard in my life,” writes Deviant Otter in the description for his latest scene. This is the type of thing that would make […]
If it’s factually accurate that Landon Conrad fucked the whole world this year, then it’s equally true that Armond Rizzo has bottomed for every single human that’s ever walked the face of the Earth, dead or alive. The pint-sized power bottom has his elastic anus […]
Medical professionals, take note! Landon Conrad‘s cock has cured the common cold. After spending an entire weekend with a bizarre zombie plague, studies have indicated that one look at the gay porn mega-star’s upward curve saved my soul and extended my life expectancy by ten […]
My deepest (and hardest) apologies go out to those of you who came here Saturday looking for something new, only to be greeted by the same post about perfect human being Dario Beck. For my two or three haters, you can take down those glittery […]
“You should have seen this cumming!” That’s how I would have started this piece if I were a slightly cheesier gay smut curator. You see, this play on words is particularly clever, because “coming” has been replaced with the ejaculatory slang “cumming”. It’s also rather […]
Earlier today, my inner top was having an argument with my inner bottom about gay porn star Dale Cooper. They couldn’t agree on what was more appealing—his perfectly fuzzy hole or his perfectly-shaped, big dick and the way it hangs (perfectly) under a thick, dark […]
Do you care about having someone’s butt on the same counter that you chop vegetables? The way you answer that question will likely influence how you feel about this Hot or Not topic. I’m strongly leaning toward the “hot” side of this debate, as someone […]
Could you believe that I couldn’t find a single person to flip-fuck with me and celebrate the Festival of Versatility? For those of you who aren’t regular readers, we just spent the past week honoring men who enjoy both pitching and catching, as we featured […]
For those of you who don’t recall, Jake Genesis was a muscular, versatile gay porn star who legitimately flipped out around April 2013, departing from the industry with a highly judgmental statement about God, victimization and how he needed to apologize to pretty much everyone […]
