So I guess Brad Kalvo is really embracing the whole “muscle bear” thing, eh? He’s bulked up significantly since we last saw him, and for better or worse, he completely ignored any advice we had to offer on our 2013 Manscaping Guide. Gone are the […]
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Who Would You Rather?: The Men of London Spunked
We know we say shit like this all the time, but if you watch one gay porn trailer this week, it should be the clip for Chi Chi LaRue‘s London Spunked. Everything about the action is sort of, dare we say it… Perfect? There’s something […]
PARDON MY HARDNESS.
Yohann Banks is getting fucked by a guy with a beard and a guy with a mustache! If you do not understand why this makes me harder than I’ve ever been before, then you clearly have not been reading this blog for very long. You […]
“Call Me Sir From Now On.”
At this point, it doesn’t even matter if gay porn “reality” site Parole Him is actually real or not! There’s a very specific sleazy energy to their scenes that will either get you off in seconds or make your dick turtle back inside of you. Personally? […]
Kris Evans Is Not Lukas Ridgeston.
Yesterday, I tweeted Bel Ami to inquire when legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston would be returning to destroy every twink hole in existence (or at least on their website). They replied with a vague “Just a little longer!“, which is frustrating to my oh-so-impatient soul, but at least […]
Is Lincoln Gates 2013’s Hottest Cock Slut?
Lincoln Gates must not have any gag reflex whatsoever. He’s taking Dominic Belko‘s dick down his throat like it’s nothing, and while Dominic isn’t quite hung like this, even the smallest dicks can make us “normals” choke after a few seconds of face-fucking… But, uh, […]
Twink Tank: Jett Black
Jett Black reminds me of late 1990s heartthrobs like Devon Sawa and Titanic era Leonardo DiCaprio. Though his look feels slightly dated, that doesn’t make it any less hot to watch him shove a dildo up his ass and moan like a little bitch… And dare […]
Hot or Not: Gray Body Hair & Pubes
Silver chest hairs drive me insane. We consistently make the assumption that the entire gay community is obsessed with youth, when that’s so far from the truth that it’s just plain ridiculous. I’ve been attracted to older men ever since I knew, on the most […]
Everything Butt: Damian Taylor
Despite having done a pair of scenes for Circle Jerk Boys, Damian Taylor never really caught our attention until his most recent work on Extra Big Dicks. The set-up for this scenario isn’t particularly revolutionary. Joe Parker walks into the room and finds Damian napping […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By The Impossibly Great Pairing of Dan Darlington & Skylar West
We weren’t sure that Randy Blue could ever top the oh-so-inspired combination of Dan Darlington and Nick Sterling donning jockstraps and fucking like madmen in a locker room (as seen here). Little did we know, they’d achieve the task by pairing Darlington with an unlikely candidate—Skylar West. […]











