If you believe everything my dick has to say—and why shouldn’t you—Christian Wilde‘s bottoming debut was quite feasibly “The Best In The History of Butts“. Fortunately, the sight of his fuzzy virgin hole getting plunged for the first time didn’t magically destroy our desire to […]
In a world where stretched-out holes are as omnipresent as the oxygen we breathe, gay porn fans (aka anyone with a penis who likes penises) demand more than just regular ol’ double penetration. Thanks to Johnny Rapid‘s gaping young anus, horny men everywhere have grown […]
Senior Airman Zach is ridiculously handsome. With his dark hair and crystal blue eyes, I was sold on this miltary hunk before he even started to strip out of his Air Force uniform. That said? I was sold even more when he started to stroke […]
Oh hey! Your mouth and ass look awfully empty right now. Would you mind if James Huntsman popped in and stuffed his big dick deep inside of you? He told me that he has a crush on you, and he wants to fuck you until […]
Yeah! You heard that right, ball lickers! A panel of expert judges composed of me and ONLY ME have determined, no lie, that Landon Conrad is this week’s hottest BITCH. It doesn’t matter if he’s deep-dicking Tyler Wolf or getting his hole twerked over by […]
Oh hell to the yes! I’m not sure who’s the dirty fucker who blurts out that line in Jansen‘s latest tag-team fling for Fraternity X, but everyone else should shut the hell up and let him do the talking from now on… Especially that guy […]
Inception and The Dark Knight Rises were a one-two punch when it came to showing off Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s intense good-lookingness. He’s actually stepped all over those with the new trailer for his writing/directorial debut, Don Jon. He plays a Jersey Shore type with a porn […]
My dick would spontaneously combust if Dale Cooper walked into my kitchen with a full beard, wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities and casually sipping from a glass of red wine. If he then proceeded to bend me over the counter, pull down […]
What? Are you kidding me? How is it possible that we’ve never paid tribute to Ty Roderick‘s glorious man-meat in his very own Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post? This is a preposterous oversight of epic proportions, and we should probably be punished for it with a […]
We invite you to spot what’s wrong in this completely unedited scene description from Bel Ami: “Today we have another 3D update from the newly released movie ‘Out of Control’ movie. In this episode, 2 of our American studs, Austin Merrick and Alex Waters, tag […]
