Please excuse me while we go flog ourselves for not writing a Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post about Jessy Ares before today. It’s not like we didn’t have the opportunity before! This year alone, he made our butts scream “Get Inside Me Now” in especially hot […]
Tag: Porn
Everything Butt: Caleb Strong
Caleb Strong is, hands down, an early candidate for 2013’s Butthole of The Year award. The muscular, tattooed Randy Blue performer was recently exposed to the best bottoming experience of his life with Austin Wolf—who, by no strange coincidence, won the 2013 International Escort Award […]
Three’s Company: Double Penetration With Diego Lauzen, Adam Killian & Wagner Vittoria
Oh, you haven’t found two hot guys and boned in a jungle since our last post about Diego Lauzen having a scenic threesome in Costa Rica? You better get with the program soon, because Diego’s done it again in a new clip with Adam Killian […]
Hot or Not: Funky Man Scent
“To be honest, uh, getting dirty and smelling like an animal is fucking hot.” This line is uttered by David Chase in his new clip with Joe Parker. The set-up is that they’ve done some landscaping work, and Joe’s about to offer him another gig […]
Twink Tank: Johnny Bloom & Tom Pollock
Good news! After months of waiting for his grand return, Lukas Ridgeston has finally made his way back to Bel Ami! The bad news is that he’s only arrived in two-dimensional form, appearing in a book that Tom Pollock browses through in his new scene […]
Please Put Your Big Round Balls On My Nose, Dimitri.
Though my dearest co-blogger J. Harvey is not so fond of them, I love balls with every inch of my soul. I love ’em when they hang low or when they’re shy and uptight. I love ’em when they’re sweaty or when they’re fresh out […]
Oops! We Jizzed On The Intern.
My butthole is so sore. Last month, I submitted my application to become Manhunt Daily‘s intern, as an attempt to advance my career as a journalist and write a scathing exposé about the inner workings of Manhunt. Things turned sour when Dewitt asked me to […]
Tell Me About Your Dick: Are You A Grower or A Shower?
Leave it to me to take one simple line from a gay porn trailer and attempt to transform it into a discussion about your dicks. Thanks to Tomas Brand and his real-life partner Logan Rogue, we’re all here today to talk about growers versus showers. […]
Flipping Out: CJ Parker
Does anybody else love that CJ Parker always looks a bit disheveled with his messy hair, unruly pubes and intentional neck beard? It pairs well with his passionate, “anything goes” attitude in the bedroom. Sometimes, those pretty boy aliens from outer space can look a […]
Pharrell Is Doing Gay Porn Now.
Pharrell has two singles in the Billboard Top 10 at this very moment in time, so why is he doing gay porn with Next Door Ebony? That’s what I had to ask myself after reading the list of performers in the site’s latest clip “Tenant […]











