Mick Lovell for president! Mick Lovell for president of all of the buttholes! You know I don’t usually spoil the money shot before gracing you with my sweet and generally intolerable words, but it was important to me that you saw Kevin Warhol‘s cum-covered hole […]
Tag: Porn
Woody Fox & Kayden Gray Surrender To Love (And Jizz On One Another)
With atrocious rumors swirling about my torrential relationship with gay porn honcho Michael Lucas, I’m doing damage control by reminding you for the 9,000th time that Manhunt‘s running an exclusive on Lucas Entertainment. You can get access to over a thousand hardcore scenes for $10/month, […]
Three’s Company: Ricky Thicke Gets Spit-Roasted By Brandon Bronco & Johnny Torque
Who will be the next Cody Cummings, Austin Wilde, Samuel O’Toole or Marcus Mojo? With news that Next Door Studios has signed nine new exclusive models—including Christian Cayden, Slate Steele and Brandon Bronco—we’re forced to ponder who will be their next breakout star. Although Christian […]
The Cure For Josh Long Withdrawal
Let us rejoice and be glad! Everyone’s favorite fuzzy gay porn pup, Josh Long, is back on the gay porn scene. Sure, he might still technically be retired from the adult industry, but the important thing to recognize is that he’s returned to our lives, […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Race Cooper Ties Up Preston Steel
Today seems like a good day for some light bondage, no? Chiseled beauty Race Cooper ties up Preston Steel in his latest flick for Fetish Force, and while their antics won’t necessarily thrill the hardcore kink enthusiasts out there, this seems like a good occasion […]
Why Is Jake Bolton SO Irresistible?
The moment I see Jake Bolton‘s name, I can feel my dick growing larger against my thigh. For me, he’s become synonymous with sex within a very short period of time, and I’ve yet to really put a finger on why I’m so unbelievably attracted […]
Marko Lebeau & Gabriel Clark: Blame Canada (For Your Inescapable Raging Boner)
Do you love devouring hairy asses? Then you might very well jizz yourself watching Gabriel Clark bury his tongue between Marko Lebeau‘s remarkably fuzzy cheeks. We say that as if you’ll actually witness such a site in this post, but nope, you have to be […]
5 GIFs of Bay & Sinclair Fucking That May Be Hotter Than Their Actual Scene
The five animated GIF images in this post are absolutely hypnotic. Seriously, I think I just wasted ten minutes (or more) watching Bay and Sinclair in GIF-form, which doesn’t make all that much sense since the trailer for this scene was somewhat lackluster and mechanical. […]
Will The Real Jason Stark Please Stand Up? (Part One)
This isn’t confusing at all. Jason Stark is a blue-eyed, British performer who appeared as item #4 on a previous edition of The Cock Buffet. Meanwhile, Jason Stark is also a hairy, slim gay porn newcomer who appeared in the featured bonus clip of a […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Brett Bradley & His Nine Incher Take Aaron Slate To “Pound Town”
What motivated this post more? The size of Brett Bradley‘s schlong or Aaron Slate‘s cyrstal blue eyes and overall cuteness? We’d like to argue it’s some combination of both. Brett’s got a sweet piece of meat that looks like it’d be a pleasure to suck […]











