When we first laid eyes on Dustin, we didn’t get the same “your dick needs to be inside me or I might die unhappy” feeling brought on by, say, Charles, Abe or Hudson. He’s veering on the edge of post-twunk, and there’s something so angelic […]
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Four Play: Fuckin’ On A Fuckin’ Bouncy Castle!
Forget everything I’ve said about getting fucked against a tree. My new life goal is to have sex in a bouncy castle. Realistically, this would be super uncomfortable and likely lead to a few nasty burns or other injuries, but fuck it, I would be […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Lukas Ridgeston, Amateur Men & Stories That Won’t Go Away
There were two huge gay porn announcements that had everyone talking last week—the trailer for Lukas Ridgeston‘s comeback to Bel Ami and the utterly epic news that Colby Jansen will soon be taking a nine-inch cock in an upcoming scene for MEN.COM‘s “Top To Bottom” series. […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Gabriel Clark’s Cum
It’s on the record that Gabriel Clark is a cum connoisseur. The hunky gay porn star is two seconds away from giving college lectures on “Cum Appreciation” to the students on the Fraternity X campus, and with that in mind, we’re showing him we’ve learned […]
Meet Sean, The Fraternity Man Whore!
How novel! After raping an unconscious young woman and completely ignoring the protests of another young man, gay porn “reality” site Fraternity X released a new scene where the sex seems somewhat consensual! This reminds me of the good ol’ days when someone so perpetually […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Boys Next Door
It always seemed silly to me, too, that the guys on Next Door Male are exponentially hotter than any next door neighbor I’ve ever had, but nevertheless, let’s put that minor misnomer aside and focus on what’s really important—Conner Hastings‘ southern accent (and rather large penis). […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Brad Rockwell Bottoms For Austin Wilde
Oh my! It’s always nice when things come around full circle. Earlier this week, we were discussing (again) how much we wished Brad Rockwell would graduate from Next Door Twink and appear in scenes with someone a little less, um, twinky. Brad’s hardly even a […]
Which of These Total Tops Got FUCKED By A 9-Inch Cock For MEN.COM?
Good news! I have some good news. The bad news is, MEN.COM specifically asked me to keep my stupid slut mouth closed and post this trailer without revealing too much information. Before today, they revealed four things about the next total top to get fucked […]
WATCH IT NOW: Straight Marine Jock Nicholas In Spunk Worthy’s First Hardcore Scene
Weeks ago, we promised an extended review of gay porn site Spunk Worthy‘s first hardcore scene. Unfortunately, we didn’t take into consideration that “we” would become an “I” while J. Harvey‘s out on vacation, so I wouldn’t have eighteen minutes to spare to watch the […]
Party of Five: Competitive Bottoming
Folks who know me in real life are very, very aware that I am extraordinarily competitive. It’s always been a fantasy of mine to compete in a sexual environment, and much as I’ve tried to convince guys I’ve met on Manhunt to engage in a […]











