No, we are not talking about competing ginges with hairy asses or dudes who just got spanked. This week’s competition is between guys wearing red bottoms, whether they be briefs, shorts or sweatpants. Yes, it’s a flimsy excuse for an iPhone war, but it’s also […]
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Quickie: Billy Kiraly
If Billy Kiraly has ever taken a bad picture, he’s somehow managed to get it erased off the face of this planet. This man simply oozes sex. It took me fifteen minutes to even start writing this post, because I was too busy scrolling up […]
Anderson Cooper Gets A Spray Tan… With Snooki?
Do we really have to say anything else when Anderson Cooper takes off his clothes? The ultimate silver fox stripped down for a spray-tan on his new daytime talk show Anderson, accompanied by none other than… um, Snooki from Jersey Shore. Yeah, we don’t understand this […]
Flashback Friday: Husband’s Holiday
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The best part of these retro magazines is the cheesy text that accompanies each spread. They could be the corniest captions in the whole entire universe, and yet they’ll never fail to get me hard. Maybe […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Cam With Him’s Kevin
This is Kevin from Cam With Him. Word is that he’s a heterosexual, which is a HUGE loss for our community. However, scorchingly sexy straight guys still service us as eye candy. (And for answering the occasional sports question.) And this straight guy serves as […]
Heitor Spirandelli Is Colorfully Cute
Heitor Spirandelli has that Jamie Bell thing going on. Which means he also has that Prince Harry thing going on. This translates as “Heitor is HOT.” Angular looks, sharp nose, hot bod. We could watch him struggle adorably with his underwear all day. As long […]
You And Taylor Kinney
While watching Lady Gaga’s eyebrow-hating Bride of Frankenstein’s Monster-mermaid- displaced couture model- barn stripper-cornfield waif-drag king epic (aka the video for “You And I”), I was mostly thinking “who’s the hot guy fucking the bejeezus out of her?” And I was also thinking, “bitch, get […]
Celebrity Skin: Rafael Nadal
Rafael Nadal is formerly the number one tennis player in the world. Yeah, the poor guy fell to number two. IN THE WORLD. Hi, I’m the second best tennis player in the world. That’s a big title. Big enough that Armani asks you to sell […]
Quickie: Sean Sullivan
How did they cast The Man of Steel without considering Sean Sullivan? He’s got the body, the Clark Kentian glasses and who says Supes can’t be a blonde this time? They might want to consider switching up the formula because the last one was aaawwwfffuuulll. […]
True Beauty: Ian Nelson Foster
According to Sexy Muscle Guys, Brit Ian Nelson Foster is the next big thing in the male modeling industry. He’s also jacked up recently, going from a thin, twinkish-type to the muscled magnificence you see before you. Let’s thank Ian’s gym and awesome genetics. He’s […]