Should we apologize in advance? Today's edition of Who Would You Rather pairs together two men who can't keep their mouths shut, asking you to choose the lesser of two evils. Before you ask, there's not a "neither" option, so just imagine that the only […]
Tag: Music
Aural Only: Selena Gomez & The Scene
Say hello to our newest guilty pleasure. Selena Gomez is the star of such quality family television as the Disney Channel's Wizards of Waverly Place and Princess Protection Program, and she may have just recorded the gay club anthem of the year. Don't believe me? […]
Aural Only: Black Eyed Peas
Who do the Black Eyed Peas think they fucking are–Michael Jackson? I wouldn't even care if the double video for "Imma Be" and "Rock That Body" was the next "Thriller" on a cinematical level. It's still not enough for me to sit through ten minutes […]
Aural Only: Locnville
Andrew and Brian Chaplin are kind of like Bel Ami's
Weekly Top Ten: Glitter On The Charts
On Wild Card round. But alas, there wasn't any hope for Ludacris, Shinedown or Jónsi. If you're a Weekly Top Ten virgin, be prepared to rub some peanut butter on your taint. Or we could just tell you the rules… Each week you'll be presented with ten […]
Aural Only: Rihanna
There’s not much I can say about Rihanna‘s “Rude Boy” video that hasn’t already been said. The visuals often bite off of M.I.A.‘s Arular era style. Some aspects are heavily borrowed from Grace Jones‘ collaborations with artist Keith Haring. And despite all this “swagger jacking”, […]
What’s Up With John Mayer’s Racist Peen?
John Mayer picked the perfect time to unleash his trademark inability to censor himself during interviews. How did the "Your Body Is A Wonderland" singer decide to celebrate Black History Month? By using the N-word during an interview with Playboy, but of course! Check out […]
Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card
It's time for another sword fight! In today's Wild Card round, four male vocalists will compete for the chance to inject some testosterone into this Saturday's
Album Review: Soldier of Love by Sade
If the lyrical content of Soldier of Love is any indication of Sade Adu's personal life, it's clear that she's been through a lot in the ten years since Lovers Rock. The album is littered with themes of heartbreak, sorrow and overcoming struggle. Yet despite […]
Aural Only: Everybody Hurts
So what does everybody think about the "Everybody Hurts" charity single that Simon Cowell produced for Haiti? The R.E.M. cover features an all-star line-up with Susan Boyle, Mariah Carey, Leona Lewis, Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams, Jon Bon Jovi, Miley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole and several other […]

