Here is the (bafflingly) short-lived Abercrombie & Fitch “Life as a Greeter” web series. It premiered back in February, but it’s fashionable to point and laugh at A & F right now, so here we go. They’re what you’d expect: slick production values, upbeat empty […]
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Quickie: Guy Feldman
Guy Feldman is absolutely stunning. This would normally be the part of the post where we offer a halfhearted apology about the lack of pics, but screw that, we’re not going to say “sorry” when it’s blatantly clear that you’ll be jerking off to these […]
Jessy Ares & Justin King: A Hirsute Gay Porn Pairing That’s Better Than I Could Have Ever Possibly Imagined
Well, fuck me gently with a super-sized Three Bumps For Your Rump Anal Plug and call me a doctor when you’re done! It looks like I might have to retract my statement about Josh Long and Jimmy Fanz being “2013’s Most Aesthetically Pleasing Scene Partners“. […]
Baseball Jock Brant Treats His Bottoms Right.
“I’m an ass guy, what can I say?” These eight magical words from Corbin Fisher‘s Brant have lingered in my mind since his debut on the site. At the time, he was referring to how he fantasized about doing “fucking a girl in the ass” to […]
Three’s Company: David Anthony, Hunter Marx & Jessie Colter
Drop everything else and pick up your dick! There’s a threeway that demands your masturbational attention, and you should be watching it and touching yourself as soon as humanly possible. Let me ask, do the names David Anthony, Hunter Marx and Jessie Colter mean anything […]
6 Lucky Bitches Who Got Fucked By Colby Jansen In An Office
I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again—Colby Jansen is on track to become the Best Dick of 2013. This could change at any given point with such ferocious competition as Andrew Stark, James Jamesson, Vinny Castillo, Paddy O’Brian and our current “Sexiest Man […]
The Locker Room: Byron Kelleher
Byron Kelleher is a pro rugger from New Zealand who plays for the Stade Français team. You might recall him from last week’s “Gay Ass Gossip”. He’s supposedly drillin’ the very-married Princess of Monaco! Byron’s Wikipedia entry notes that he fucks porn stars, and is […]
Flipping Out: Drake Jaden & Matt Stevens
Well, I know what I’ll be jerking off to tonight! You simply can’t go wrong with two hairy, muscular brutes fucking one another in a locker room, and that’s especially true when we’re talking about Drake Jaden and gay porn newcomer Matt Stevens. These manly […]
Whoa, Are You Supposed To Do THAT During A Prostate Exam?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but prostate exams don’t usually include blowjobs, cocks up your butt and a load of jizz splattered onto your chest, right? If not, health insurance companies better brace themselves for an influx of phone calls, all coming from horny dudes […]
The First Rule of Rent Boy Club Is…
Did you really think it’d be that easy?!?! If you want to know the first (and second) rule of MEN.COM‘s Fight Club parody “Rent Boy Club“, then you’ve got to watch Paul Walker deliver them in the two latest clips from the series. The first […]











