The Uncanny Erotic Power of Abercrombie & Fitch’s Disturbingly Attractive Greeters

Here is the (bafflingly) short-lived Abercrombie & Fitch “Life as a Greeter” web series. It premiered back in February, but it’s fashionable to point and laugh at A & F right now, so here we go. They’re what you’d expect: slick production values, upbeat empty […]

Jessy Ares & Justin King: A Hirsute Gay Porn Pairing That’s Better Than I Could Have Ever Possibly Imagined

Well, fuck me gently with a super-sized Three Bumps For Your Rump Anal Plug and call me a doctor when you’re done! It looks like I might have to retract my statement about Josh Long and Jimmy Fanz being “2013’s Most Aesthetically Pleasing Scene Partners“. […]