Model Robert Walter looks like a combination of the last two guys who played Superman. At least that’s the first thing that came to mind to write about him. To be honest, it’s getting more difficult to come up with synonyms for “hot” again. “Papaballs” […]
For someone with such a shitty memory, it’s strange that I can recall that Derek Parker had never been double-penetrated on (or off) camera before working with Dirty Tony. The tattooed, muscular gay porn star revealed this in an Oral Only scene from a few […]
It’s Friday and it’s summer and quite frankly while I love the internet there are plenty other things I can think of doing right now. And not just getting my ass jackhammered by Adam Russo’s dick! (That too, though.) I was thinking more about vacation. […]
I think we all know my feelings about Adam Russo, but in case you’re new to the site and don’t understand my affinity for slightly older Italian-Americans with shaved heads and hairy bodies (porn stars or otherwise), let’s be clear: I can’t name a single […]
Happy Fourth of July! What a great day it is to celebrate America and all the freedoms that we have. The freedom to watch Christopher Daniels getting fucked in the ass, say. And don’t forget about that other great freedom we should be celebrating today: […]
Remember how just the other day I was complaining about how it was like seventy out but really humid? Ha ha fucking ha, I miss those days. Because now, on the day of America’s birth, I’m literally sweating my balls off and considering a move […]
I’m a big fan of tan lines. Not Tanlines the band—although they’re okay enough, I guess—but like the actual line you get from being outside in the summer with your shirt off. I’m too pale and/or burned to ever dream of having any sexy tan […]
I’m way, way, way into Adam Champ (and, especially, his foreskin). As much as I feel the word “stud” sounds vaguely dated, I can’t think of any other way to describe him. He’s a hairy, handsome muscle god with an uncut rod that just makes […]
A naked man throws his ankles over his head, points his asshole toward the sky and lets the sun shine right down onto it. There has to be a joke here, right? Choose the right one, and you could be the winner of this round […]
Let’s clarify that post title for a moment. As you will note by the gallery below, we’re talking about porn content featuring performers who have since passed away. We don’t mean photos of porn corpses. That’s gross. We’ll highlight fisting, clown sex, and that balloon […]
