I am thoroughly convinced that Quentin Gainz has the most perfect body in porn. His arms. His legs. Those 4K washboard abs. The tightest, roundest ass off which you could bounce the entire Federal Reserve. There’s a reason why Quentin is finding himself more and […]
Tag: Muscles
Solo Artist: Maskurbate’s Latest Masurbator Has A SICK Body
Who’s doing the casting over at Maskurbate? I’d like to offer them a blowjob out of gratitude for their innate talent and the wherewithal to use it! Zahn is a FIND. Look at him! I could watch him bat his boner around like a cat […]
Chris From Eurocreme Is Giving Me The Feels
And by “feels,” I mean that feeling you get when the cute male yoga instructor takes over Saturday’s class, and he wears the especially snug sweats, and you can tell what religion he practices. THOSE FEELS. Chris from Eurocreme is also giving me a Johnny […]
Taken From Tumblr: Muscles!
Muscles. Who doesn’t love a man who can flex and all the windows blow out? Who can clench his buttcheeks and the entire house implodes? Whose cum gutters can hold oceans of jizz?!?!? No one, that’s who! Here’s a bunch of shredded, jacked, swole, and […]
Bel Ami Is Loving Kris Evans
Bel Ami is having a full-on Kris Evans celebration in March. They’re dropping a whole bunch of new scenes pairing him with some of Bel Ami’s most popular bodies. Speaking of bods, the man with what might be a perfect body has long been one […]
Jordan Levine Brutally Deals With Burglar Pierce Hartman (Bromo At 20% Off!)
Brawny Jordan Levine is PISSED that musclebunny Pierce Hartman had the BALLS to break into his place and try to steal his shit! Speaking of balls, that’s what Pierce is forced to nuzzle with his chin as Jordan PISTONS his cock in and out of […]
There’s Too Many Tattooed Asses Lately, So I’m Enjoying Simon Layton Punishing This One With A Thorough Fucking
I’m not one of those porn aficionados who curses the existence of tattoos. Some of you dudes see the body art and automatically issue a “BLECH!” Tattoos can be sexy. But EVERYONE seems to have become a canvas lately. And I keep seeing asses emblazoned […]
NextDoor: Quentin Gainz Initiates New Guy Kayden Andrews
Welcome Kayden Andrews to the fold! What better cocksman to initiate him into the biz by the “gee, gosh, shucks” beautiful, All-American Quentin Gainz! Quentin of the rock-hard abs. Quentin of the big, throbbing cock. Quentin as one of the best versatiles in the biz! […]
Here’s Hot Bearded Scotsmen Doing Yoga In Kilts Just Because
Look at the muscularity. The dexterity. The inner calm manifesting on the outside. THE NIPPLES. Here’s some hot Scottish dudes with muscles doing yoga in the woods in kilts. Trust me when I type that I never figured on writing that sentence ever in my […]
Guys Who Should Do Gay Porn: Milo Ventimiglia
I don’t watch This Is Us. *ducks* Seriously, if one more goddamn person asks me if I watch it, and then scolds me for not, I’m going to headbutt my television. From what I understand, NBC’s red-hot Lost (the show takes place on different timelines) […]