Ugh, David Beckham is so fug. It’s like Mask 2013. Why does H&M keep foisting his ugly ass on us? And now that his soccer career is over and he’s focusing on modeling, his grossness is going to be oozing over every billboard in in […]
Joe Mazza is always shooting the hot guys with beards. Remember the hairy gorgeousness of Andy Cross? This is Simon and he made my dick twitch when his “I’m going to fuck you unconscious in my sling” glare turned into an adorable smirk. And then he flings […]
“White Heat” is right! That’s Benjamin from Elite Models lovingly depicted by photographer Patrick Lacsina. He’s playing some sort of pool boy. Sometimes, in my deepest and darkest secret self, I want to be one of those old rich ladies who lives in Malibu, California. […]
It’s interesting that French model Lauric Reynes-Bentata’s first name is “Lauric”. Drop the “L” and it’s “auric”. And “auric” means “of, relating to, derived from, or containing gold”. And that…wait, fuck, he’s painted silver. Nevermind. Thought I was on to something there. Lauric’s got his […]
Every once in awhile we introduce you to 2013’s top models in our “Quickie” feature. We’ve recently gifted your eyes with dapper bastards like Sean O’Pry and Arthur Kulkov. Here’s another member of their supermodel brethren – Ben Hill. Hailing from Georgia, Ben has walked […]
Model Omarius is of mixed Egyptian and Russian heritage. That’s a combo we’ve never seen before and it results in hotness! Here he is modeling some swimwear (close enough to underwear) for Lewis and Marshall. We might have to start a new feature. “Egyptian and […]
Boston in July is a blast furnace. The only option is to refrigerate oneself in your air-conditioned home, or go for a swim. What better time for a Manhunt pool party at the Manhunt Mansion? The Manhunt Mansion here in Boston is like the Playboy […]
Every part of Joshua Michael Brickman is lickable, but for some reason those pursed lips are killing us. They need to be wrapped around a cock. We understand that Josh is a male model and not a fuck film dude but he might want to […]
Male model quandry! Dark or light? Chiseled or lean? Intense or laid-back (well, maybe not so much)? David Gandy and Gabriel Aubry head up the male supermodel pack. It’s Fantasy Land, and both of them are looking to get on you. Which do you choose? […]
Roger that! Here’s British model Roger Frampton. His semi-ginger good looks and abs of steel have made him an internationally popular male supermodel. He looks like the boy next door that you used to fuck around with in the locker room after his college track meet. […]
