It was the best of times. It was the best of the times. This a tale of two down and out hot people coming together and fucking. It’s Dickensian! (It’s not.) Well, I guess if you consider that beefy bastard Aspen as London and Lucky […]
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Johnny Rapid As Justin Bieber: MEN’s First Teaser For “Popstar”
Welp, porn fans have been remarking for years on uber-twink Johnny Rapid’s resemblance to irritating shithead Canadian pop sensation and wet-dream-subject-to-many-a-thirsty-gay Justin Bieber. MEN finally decided to do something about it. Here’s the first teaser for their upcoming “Popstar” series. What do you think? Pretty […]
Um, How Did I Miss This Connor Maguire Scene?
Connor, forgive me. Did I tell you guys that I worship Connor Maguire? He’s not exactly on the level of Colby Jansen for me. That level is the one I refer to as “WILLING TO BE GENETICALLY ALTERED TO BEAR HIS CHILDREN IF HE ASKED […]
MEN: Aspen Upgrades From A Barbie Doll To Luke Adams
Uh, the part with the doll…? In the weirdest case of desperate-for-something-to-masturbate-over that I’ve ever seen in a gay porn scene, Aspen turns from his smartphone to a nearby Barbie doll, and then to an imaginary Luke Adams? The fuck? Unless you’re a straight guy […]
Fuckémon Go : Yeah, I Got A Buttplugosaur!
Here’s Johnny Rapid and Will Braun in the latest Pokémon Go porn parody. The two lovable little slut-scamps are traipsing about the woods playing their favorite game when they catch a Buttplugosaur! “Yeah, I got a buttplug,” Johnny proclaims in my new ringtone for September […]
Weekend Of Orgies With Men.Com: The Final Chapter
You’re not jizzed out, yet, right? Maybe give it a half-hour or too. But come right back to this post – cuz’ it’s the third and final group sex extravaganza of MEN.com’s 3-orgy weekend! You might know of a show called Sense8 on Netflix? It’s […]
MEN.COM’s Weekend of Orgies, Continued!
It’s just so much orgy! How will we ever recover? Continuing our coverage of the most orgy-filled weekend since this year’s Republican National Convention, Men’s SECOND fuckfest took place in Vegas. It gave a whole new meaning to “slot machines.” Jaxton Wheeler, Will Braun, Aspen, […]
Men.Com Had A 17-Man Super-Orgy This Weekend (In 3 Parts)
It’s not exactly 17 guys, but I doubt I’ll read any complaints. In a surely historic moment in gay porn, MEN made available THREE orgy scenes this past weekend. That’s 17 deliriously hot guys fucking. Can I run down the list of performers for you? […]
EXCLUSIVE: Get Men.Com For $14.95 A Month For Life! (It’s Their 5th Birthday!)
Tonight! It arrives! The scene that Johnny Rapid/Paddy O’Brian shot in celebration of MEN’s 5th anniversary will be available at midnight EST! Because they’re a rad studio featuring some of the hottest dudes I’ve ever jacked to, they’re giving YOU a gift for THEIR birthday. […]
The Trailer Is Here: Drill My Hole With Johnny Rapid And Paddy O’Brian
Here’s your first look at MEN’s Happy 5th Birthday scene! Well, it’s about goddamn time! I’ve been flicking your nipples with this one for what seems like weeks now! I’ll cut out the yapping and get to the content. Watch the trailer for MEN’s special […]