Ugh, I bet Bentley isn’t even a licensed massage therapist! He barely even kneads a single muscle on Bay before he starts playing with his hole and shoving his thick meat down his throat. This makes me wonder how all the legitimate masseurs on Massage […]
There can be miracles when you believe! If you want to see Czech model Marek‘s dick, click the image at the bottom of this post. And if it doesn’t work? Hit the back button and click again. Still not working? Hit the back button and […]
For all the jokes I make about Bel Ami models being almost indistinguishable from one another, there are a few performers on their roster who truly stand out when they’re not thrown into an unnecessarily large bareback orgy with anywhere from 4 to 79 twinks moaning […]
My dearest, Chris Rockway! You have been enlisted on the roster for pornographic website Randy Blue for approximately 16,000 years now, and it is my opinion that your physical superiority shines even brighter as you mature. I have longed to have you pound me like […]
In celebration of the oh-so-important occasion of November 13, I’ve tracked down thirteen Manhunt members from the United States who I’d like to get to know better. Loose translation? I want to bang all these hot d00dz! Okay, maybe not all of them, but there […]
It’s time for a few confessions! First, the cum shot stills from this Bel Ami scene were so damn good that I didn’t even bother watching the trailer before drafting up this Three’s Company post. Those loads are epic, and they’re even better when you […]
If you couldn’t tell by now, I’m a little obsessed with Brandon Moore‘s butt. This scruffy gay porn newcomer is the first man to openly reject an offer to marry me and become one of my “brother husbands“, and somehow, this has only increased my […]
Anyone who’s ever topped knows how this goes! The guy you’re fucking gets a little too excited and starts wiggling his ass around, thrusting himself back onto your pole. You can feel yourself getting close, but you don’t want to blow just yet. In a […]
Olly Daniels is homosexuality’s greatest loss. With his lightly fuzzy cheeks and an astoundingly thick cock, you could see him going far in the gay porn industry, but there’s just one teensy weensy problem that will prevent that from happening! He claims he’s one-hundred percent […]
Tyra Banks is a ridiculous human being who constantly flip-flops and contradicts herself, but in begrudgingly following her on Twitter, I’ve learned that she’s tried to coin a new term on the latest cycle of America’s Next Top Model—“flawsome“. Yeah, I know! It’s outrageously dumb […]
