I went to see The Master the other night. It was… good, mostly, although Joaquin Phoenix‘s acting seemed a little bit hammy at certain key moments. But that got me thinking about the leading men of other movies directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, and about […]
Tag: Lawrence
Jesse Jackman Is In A Sling, And There Go My Plans For The Rest of Today
Last night I had plans to go to bed early like a well-behaved person with a regular day job (as opposed to an underemployed and overly horny freelancer with a porn addiction). But that didn’t happen, thanks to Jesse Jackman‘s announcement on Twitter last night […]
Celebrity Skin: Daniel Craig (Again) In “Love Is The Devil”
The first time I ever saw Daniel Craig, which is to say the first time that I ever paused a DVD to jack off furiously to the sight of Daniel Craig, it was in the stylish and very entertaining thriller Cowboys and Aliens. HAHAHAHA, no […]
Masturbating Alone To “Dancing Alone To Pony”
Lordy, Lordy, look who’s thirty-seven. It’s none other than Elgin Lumpkin, the gifted R&B singer who you perhaps know better by the name of Ginuwine. The singer made his debut in 1996 with the eternally relevant song “Pony”, a song which manages to actually sound […]
Thee Oh Sees: “Lupine Dominus”
My personal philosophy about strip clubs, which you are welcome to disagree with, is that the straight ones are always better, because the point of strip clubs should be to titillate and not to provide instant gratification. (Instant gratification: that’s what the internet is for.) […]
What Would You Do?: Joe At Dirty Tony
This is Joe. Joe’s a married guy who’s kind of a swinger, I guess, since he and his wife sometimes like to take other women and other guys home with them. I like that. I also like how nervous he seems when he showed up […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Eighteen Different Titan Men
If there is one thing in this world better than watching two muscle guys with giant dicks fucking each other’s brains out, it’s watching three hot muscle guys with giant dicks fucking each other’s brains out. It’s pretty rare that all three guys in a […]
The Amateur Hour: Italians Do It Better
You know how they say that Italians Do It Better? Or I guess it was less of a saying and more of a t-shirt that Madonna wore once? Anyway, it applies here! This is XTube user jak’. He lives in that fine boot-shaped nation, and […]
Flashback Friday: Lars Lündig
Meet Lars Lündig, everyone. Lars briefly did some modeling for COLT, but I had never heard of him before he showed up the other day on a (really great) blog called Hairy Chested Blonds. Whoever that blogger is, they liked Lars so much that they […]
Hot or Not: Facefucking
Time for Guest Blogger Oversharing Hour! We all have our talents and our flaws. One of my flaws is that I’m not a very good bottom. I know it. In my fantasies, I’m really good at it, but in reality, my thought process tends to […]