For the first time since he began his four-week run as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, Andrew Justice had some solid competition on The Ten. There were only 27 votes separating the gay porn star from one-time Sean Cody model Saul Harris. There were […]
Tag: Landon Conrad
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Landon Conrad Is Fucking Everyone
Medical professionals, take note! Landon Conrad‘s cock has cured the common cold. After spending an entire weekend with a bizarre zombie plague, studies have indicated that one look at the gay porn mega-star’s upward curve saved my soul and extended my life expectancy by ten […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Landon Conrad’s Horny Bottoms (II)
What can I say about Landon Conrad that wasn’t already said in the first edition of “Fuck Vs. Fuck: Landon Conrad’s Horny Bottoms“? You’ve heard it all by now! As the winner of Dominic Ford‘s So You Think You Can Fuck and the likely winner […]
Three’s Company: Landon Conrad, Adam Ramzi & Shawn Wolfe
Much as I love to root for an underdog, it’s becoming clear that Landon Conrad deserves to be the winner of Raging Stallion‘s interactive gay porn series Cock Fight! The competition placed the unstoppable erotic star—fresh off a win on Dominic Ford‘s So You Think […]
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The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Hungry Young Holes
Remember when I said I’d overcompensate for the seven days known as #WoofWeek by bringing you a butt-load of gay porn clips featuring smooth, muscular guys? Those might not have been my exact words, the guys in this post might not all be smooth and/or muscular, […]
Flipping Out: Landon Conrad & Adam Ramzi In “Cock Fight!”
To suggest Landon Conrad won’t reign victorious in Raging Stallion‘s interactive gay porn series Cock Fight! would be akin to saying Bianca Del Rio won’t take the crown on the season six finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race. At this point, it’s pretty much a given! […]
“Cock Fight!” Is 10 Billion Times Better Than “So You Think You Can Fuck”.
Gay porn star Landon Conrad was recently announced as the season four winner for Dominic Ford‘s interactive series So You Think You Can Fuck. I’m not particularly enthused by this development, because before this season even began, I expressed disapproval via Twitter about SYTYCF gradually losing […]
Landon Conrad: Terrible Construction Worker, Awesome Bottom
We’ve already established (on more than one occasion) that Landon Conrad is the greatest actor to ever appear in a gay porn film. Rumors have been swirling within Hollywood circles that both Meryl Streep and George Clooney study his scenes to prepare for their upcoming […]
You (Still) Want To Stick Your Dick In Dario Beck.
Back in December, I notified all of you that you want to stick your dick between Dario Beck‘s hairy, unbelievably fuckable butt cheeks. As a serious journalist who is very serious about journalism, it’s my duty to inform you that you still want to dive […]