It’s Not “Active Duty” Until Someone’s Balls Are Slapping Off Someone’s Buttcheeks

That’s one of my favorite post titles so far. Seriously, for the brief moment that Active Duty’s Ryan’s nutsack is visibly bouncing off Jacob’s sweaty, shiny ass, I found myself transfixed. Hypnotic, isn’t it? I found out the coolest fact last week. A very porn-learned […]