There are two things you should know before proceeding with today’s round of iPhone Wars. One, there are sixteen contestants, more than we’ve ever had in any previous battle. Two, you can vote for as many of them as you’d like. We’re doing this as […]
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iPhone Wars: Battle of The Jockstraps (Part III)
Out of a folder of 65 guys in jockstraps, do you know how difficult it was to narrow it down to twelve for today’s edition of iPhone Wars? It wasn’t so much the process of selecting these guys to compete, as it was the fact […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Goofy Faces (Part III)
“Goofy” is in the eye of the beholder. Most of these guys are merely sticking out their tongues or opening their mouths real wide, but we’re just going to call them “goofy” for this week’s edition of iPhone Wars, okay? It’ll be appreciated if you […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Gym Rats
The nine contenders in today’s round of iPhone Wars all have one thing in common—they took pictures of themselves at the gym. Also, in a coincidence that surprises literally no one, they all happen to have great bodies… I guess that’s what happens when you […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Caps
It’s that time of the week where we throw together random guys who fit some random theme and ask you to not-so-randomly select the hottest of the bunch! This week’s round of iPhone Wars finds twelve dudes in caps competing to be, um, the best […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Leather Men
In anticipation of IML this weekend (and Dirk Caber potentially making this face in our sling), we’ve rounded up thirteen leather-clad men for today’s round of iPhone Wars. Admittedly, some of them might be wearing rubber, spandex or other various substances, so we apologize in […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Booty (Part IX)
The Battle of The Booty is back! For those of you keeping score at home, this is the ninth time we’ve used this theme for iPhone Wars. Obviously, we had no choice but to celebrate the occasion with (duh) nine super-fuckable butts. A few of […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Uncut Dicks (Part II)
Dick is dick to me. Though some folks have strict preferences for cut or uncut, I have a strict preference for “who the fuck cares”. If it’s hard, clean and looks good, stop wasting time and stick it in my mouth. <– This makes me […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Clothed Dudes (Part IV)
We’re just going to keep adding guys to our iPhone Wars polls. One day, you’re going to pull up this blog, and we’ll force you to choose between ninety-nine million REAL, super-attractive contestants. Until then? We’ll just force you to choose from twelve. Today’s round […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Towel Boys (Part III)
Today’s edition of iPhone Wars brings together eight sexy men with towels. It’s a pretty straightforward theme, no frills or razzmatazz. They’re just eight dudes in towels, and you’re just a dude who’s going to decide which one is the hottest of the bunch. Dude, […]