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iPhone Wars: Battle of The Backwards Caps
It's not every day that you have the opportunity to choose between four sexy men. Perhaps some days, but not every day. What would you do if the hunks above came knocking at your door? Let's just say (for completely hypothetical and unreasonable reasons), you […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Armpit Posers
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iPhone Wars: Battle of The Hard-Ons
There aren't any gimmicks for this week's edition of iPhone Wars. Nope! All we have are four studs with rock hard cocks, and they're competing to discover whose member you'd rather have slamming down your throat. Or other openings in your body (and no, I'm […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Cum
Just to warn you in advance, today's edition of iPhone Wars is a little messier than usual. Every contestant has been captured immediately after a moment of relief. In other words, there's a whole lot of cum, and it's quite possible that some of it […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Blockage
Sure, the title of this edition of iPhone Wars may be incredibly unsexy for various reasons, but we're convinced that the four guys we've chosen to compete should fulfill your sexy quota for the day. Unfortunately, they're all hiding their crotches behind random objects, so […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boxer-Briefs
A good amount of you have a preference for boxer briefs, so it seemed utterly preposterous that we’ve never done a “Battle of The Boxer Briefs” in our iPhone Wars series. I decided to fix that today, and hopefully you’ll enjoy the hotties I’ve hand-picked […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Whip-Out
Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first? Let's start with the bad news. All of the men in today's edition of iPhone Wars are wearing their clothes. Now here's the catch–all four of them have whipped out their cocks […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Twinks
We received a comment on one of our previous iPhone Wars posts that the chosen contestants looked a little too old. Normally we wouldn’t entertain such ageist bullshit, but then it dawned on us that we’ve never had a Battle of The Twinks. Although younger, skinnier men […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of No Pants
You know how restaurants and stores have a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policies? Well, I don't know if today's iPhone Wars contestants are wearing shoes, but they've definitely got shirts on. There's just one problem–none of them are wearing pants. I wouldn't kick […]