I'm still not able to accept that Gerard Butler's putting his dick inside Jennifer Aniston, but there's no doubt that he attended her forty-first birthday party. There are pictures to prove it, with the Hollywood hunk running around in nothing but his bathing suit. And […]
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Secret Sex: Joey Fatone
Out of all the former members of 'N Sync, the one I want to bang the most is Joey Fatone. I'm perfectly aware that this isn't normal. Most people would choose Justin Timberlake or JC Chasez. And now that Lance Bass has
We Can Kick It
Mark Dacascos should really spend more time being shirtless on Iron Chef America. He was recently spotted in Santa Monica taking a private lesson in Capoeira from Mestre Amen Santo, and the pictures have made me realize how much I want to have sex with him. […]
Secret Sex: Zach Galifianakis
Though I'll never remember how to spell Zach Galifianakis' last name, I can now officially state that I've admitted to wanting to suck his dick. Yes, I am talking about the guy from The Hangover. No, not Ed Helms or Bradley Cooper… the one with […]
Scott Foley Shirtless On Cougar Town
Could someone please explain to me why I haven't made room for Cougar Town on my DVR? Even if I couldn't get into the plotlines, I could just fast forward through all the boring parts and focus on the eye candy. It seems like there's […]
Matthew Morrison Makes Us Hot For Teacher
We're still recovering from Cory Monteith's cock as
Follow Friday: @AlecMapa
Alec Mapa is one of the funniest people on this planet, and you'd be a fool if you didn't follow him on Twitter. Though our Follow Friday feature may usually be reserved for porn stars (who regularly post sexy pictures), you simply cannot miss this […]
Quickie: Balmeet Singh
We don't really know much about model Balmeet Singh's sexuality, but he does list Twilight as interests on Facebook. You can interpret that information however you'd like. Singh has previously been spotted working the Fashion Week runways in India, and I'm pretty sure a few […]
Follow Friday: @RugbyBenCohen
Considering that we’ve featured him no less three Bryan Slater‘s, but I think that’s pretty obvious given that he’s not a porn star. On the other hand, this hunky straight man openly embraces being objectified by gay men, and he’s more than willing to show […]
Hugh Jackman Gets On All Fours
Winter can be a tricky time of the year. Sexy celebrities who spend the majority of their summers running around shirtless do this annoying thing where they cover their bodies with fabric. I don't know about you, but I find this development to be quite […]

