The time? December 2004. The place? None of your damn business. My college was on winter break, and I made the decision to hook up with a local hometown hottie. The bulge in my jeans was obvious, as I emerged from my car and walked […]
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The Ten: Will Todd Sanfield Spread His Butt Cheeks?
People take notice when you promise to spread your butt cheeks. This is especially true when you’re Todd Sanfield. In our exclusive video interview, the model and underwear designer basically vowed to make his booty clap. Of course, there was one small catch! You’d have […]
Who Would You Rather?: Green Hornet Edition
For a brief moment, we considered placing Seth Rogen against Ryan Reynolds for today’s edition of Who Would You Rather. Get the connection? It’d be The Green Hornet versus The Green Lantern! Alas, that wouldn’t be much of a competition. While Rogen possessed a certain […]
Celebrity Skin: Jake Gyllenhaal
The entire marketing campaign for Love & Other Drugs revolved around Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway promising a whole lot of gratuitous nudity. Consequently, the internet exploded when an alleged dick picture of Gyllenhaal made the rounds. Was it actually his penis? Or just some […]
Heath Jordan by Rick Day
Rick Day is one of our favorite photographers. Heath Jordan is one of our favorite adult superstars. What happens when you put the two together? As you might expect, the results are one-hundred percent explosive… Don’t blame us if you splooge all over yourself! The […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: John Magnum
Everything about John Magnum screams “Fuck me now”. Technically, a feature deemed Cock-A-Doodle Do Me should focus exclusively on his dick. But can you blame us for wanting to talk about his powerful thighs, strong arms, hairy chest and piercing blue eyes? The combination makes […]
Flashback Friday: Bob Blount
Do you remember your really bad-ass ex-boyfriend? He was an older, hairy man who rode a motorcycle, and your parents always insisted you were way too good for him. Oh, and he had the most luscious, thick beard in the entire world! Plus, a nice […]
Just Don’t Tell My Husband: Porn For Marriage Equality
You’ve seen this porn scene on more than one occasion. A married man bitches and moans about his terrible sex life, and then his buddy offers to relieve his frustrations. He responds to his friend’s sexual generosity with the following words–“Just don’t tell my wife”. […]
The Ten: Ben Cohen Is Back On Top
The number one lesson of 2011? You just can’t fuck with Ben Cohen. The contestants on The Ten–our weekly countdown of the sexiest men–learned this the hard way, as the straight rugby hunk dominated last week’s competition. Former chart-toppers Todd Sanfield, Rocky LaBarre and AJ […]
Celebrity Skin: Kyle Bornheimer
Sure, Kyle Bornheimer isn’t your typical Hollywood hunk. It may even be questionable whether one could call him “famous”. He’s primarily known for playing the role of Sam Briggs on the short-lived comedy Worst Week, in which he spent a decent portion of his onscreen […]