We should have seen this one coming! Silver-haired poppa Jake Cruise has slowly been phasing himself out of scenes on his own site, opting to hire performers like Brad Kalvo, Beau Flexxx, Shay Michaels, Tyler Saint and Derek Anthony to play the “daddy” role in […]
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Pardon Me While I Masturbate To The New Big Dipper Music Video…
Everyone’s favorite hirsute, plus-size rapper Big Dipper is back with another raunchy music video! You might remember hearing the track itself, “Dick Hang Low”, in Boulangerié Knowles‘ blatantly fictional account of her interview with the Chicago-based rapper. The clip, filmed in Portland by Wayne Bund, […]
Johnny Rapid: Butthole of The Year?
Major emphasis on the question mark up there! The big problem with nominating someone like Johnny Rapid for the 2013 Butthole of The Year award is that you never know what you’re going to get with him. One minute he’s shaved bare and playing up […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Various Bel Ami Models Who Are Not Lukas Ridgeston (II)
Most of you are going to break down within the next month and buy a membership to Bel Ami. In fact, you might as well just do it tonight. The highly anticipated Lukas Ridgeston comeback scenes won’t start streaming until October 23, but there are […]
Listening Habits: How Are You Playing What You’re Playing?
I’ve been having some problems lately with finding music. Not with finding new music to listen to, but with finding where the music I have is. And I blame technology. I’ve got something playing pretty much any time I’m awake. At the office, I’ve got […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Gabriel Clark, Famous Dick, Non-Famous Dick & Coming Out
Gabriel Clark is in Popular Demand. The gorgeous gay porn star was center stage for last weekend’s edition of The Cock Buffet, then closed out the week with Paddy O’Brian in a magnificently boner-inducing flip-fuck What could he possibly do to top that? Have a […]
The Average American Man Is Sad, Wears Rigid Underwear
Oh, look, it’s the average man. You know, assuming the average man is American. He’s between 5’9” and 5’10”, somewhere in his thirties, and weighs 200 pounds. His waist is 39”. I don’t know what his dick size is, that’s a whole different discussion. The […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: DW Chase
DW Chase is sort of an open book, and I appreciate that on a day like this. Much like Benjamin Godfre, Scott Herman and a handful of others, he offers fans of his beauty an opportunity to get to know him through Tumblr and other […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: He’s 6’5″, 250 Pounds With Size 14 Boots (And He’s Getting Pounded)
The gay porn gods have been really good to us lately. A week after Davis made his epic return to Maverick Men, Cole and Hunter have blessed us with the stunning male specimen known as Leeam. He stands at 6’5″, weighs 250 pounds, wears six […]
The Amateur Hour: 44 Random Pics That Made Me Pre-Cum
After the success of my “43 Pics of Random Guys Who Got My Dick Hard” post, it became clear to me that you like these random collections of pics I’ve spotted on Tumblr. Not that this is a surprise! I didn’t exactly invent the concept […]











