For those of you who missed the last post, here’s a brief recap to help you catch up with the rest of the class. Jason Stark is a hot British guy who does porn, as well as a hot non-British guy who does porn. Technically, […]
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Will The Real Jason Stark Please Stand Up? (Part One)
This isn’t confusing at all. Jason Stark is a blue-eyed, British performer who appeared as item #4 on a previous edition of The Cock Buffet. Meanwhile, Jason Stark is also a hairy, slim gay porn newcomer who appeared in the featured bonus clip of a […]
How To Wake Up Your Boyfriend: A Lesson From Jimmy Fanz & Abele Place
Alarm clocks? Gross! Shaking his shoulder? Thumbs down! Saying his name over and over again at varying degrees of volume until he’s so annoyed that he finally rolls over and acknowledges your existence? Might work, but nope! There’s only one fool-proof way to wake up […]
Caption This: Hot Butt With A Donut On It
A bearded fellow in a baseball cap positions himself stomach-down on his bed with a donut resting on his right ass cheek. We are overcome with indecision, regarding what we should do with our mouths. Do we lick all the way up his thick, fuzzy […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Spencer & Abe Are The Hottest Pairing In The History of Gay Porn Ever!!!!!!!
I did not think Sean Cody could do better than the hairy ass of Randy this week! They have proven me, Dewitt’s Dick, wrong by bringing back Spencer to get fucked again. My head exploded so many times when he lost his virginity to a […]
Please Fuck Anthony London Harder, Tom Wolfe!
If you are a human being with eyeballs, then you are aware that Tom Wolfe is incredibly attractive and boner-inducing. A study conducted by my butthole has shown that approximately 90% of Earth’s citizens would like Tom Wolfe to bang their asses. Results have shown […]
Quickie: Randy’s Thick Uncut Cock & Surprisingly Hairy Yeti Butt
“Yeti butt” should not be confused with “cub butt“, a term heavily associated with Canadian gay porn wonder Marko Lebeau. The former refers to an unpredictable excess of fur on an otherwise smooth and clean-cut muscle jock, while the latter takes that concept and adds […]
YES TO THIS: Ricky Larkin & Joe Parker Are Hard, Hairy & (Very) Horny
There’s no forced, bullshit dialogue leading up to Ricky Larkin and Joe Parker‘s sweaty and thoroughly passionate encounter on High Performance Men. From the get-go, they’re stripped down to their jockstraps making out and exploring each other’s bodies. When the cocks come out, Joe is […]
Hot Flash: VENFIELD 8 Brings Dicks & Fashion Together
We hadn’t heard about VENFIELD 8 until we saw this picture of a muscular, underwear-clad rump on Boy Culture. It seems like the type of thing one of you should have told me about by now? The project (or photographer behind the project) combines high […]
21 Pics of Jett Jaxx, A College Dude You Could Do Up The Butt
Jett Jaxx is quite the looker with his dark hair, cute face and a pair of meaty thighs that lead up to an extremely fuckable ass. It’s no wonder that when we asked you to choose your favorite model on our “12 College Dudes You Could […]











