I am trying my hardest to remember exactly where I was when Hurricane Sandy hit the Boston area. Surely, it must have been somewhere safe and sound, because if it hadn’t been, I would’ve had a reason (or several) to remember where I was during […]
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BREAKING NEWS: Nick Carter Is Doing Gay Porn Now!
We’re just as surprised to hear this as you are! Apparently, the Backstreet Boys reunion didn’t go as well as Nick Carter was hoping, so he inquired with his agent about entering the adult industry to make a quick buck or two. As a former […]
The Locker Room: Jake Butt
Witness that perfect moment when someone’s name is so appropriate, so right, that it’s like every tumbler and clockwork cog in the universe clicked into place and all has been revealed to us. Yes, Jake Butt’s position on the University of Michigan’s football team is […]
Woof Alert: Tommo Hawk
Five minutes into assembling this post about Tommo Hawk, I realized this was the third consecutive installment of the Woof Alert series we’ve dedicated to a hairy, bald-headed model from Butch Dixon. The self-proclaimed “cheeky chappie” follows in the footsteps (or cum stains) of Hank […]
New Life Goal: Getting Fucked Against A Tree
Is it too early to make a New Year’s resolution? Because by the end of 2014, I would like to have been bent over a tree and drilled so hard that I jizz all over Mother Nature’s face. I should state that I would still […]
Blake Davis Is The Guy Next Door You’ll Want To Ride All Night Long
My keyboard almost got soaked in coffee when I read that Blake Davis is only 22 years-old. This shy Chicago lad possesses the sort of guy next door charm that makes me anxious in the pants-zone, and now that I’m about to become an ancient […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Enzo Mark
Enzo Mark is a bisexual construction worker who’s packing somewhere around seven to eight uncut inches in his trousers. He’s in a relationship with a woman, but much like our similarly “hetero” friend Bruiser, he seems like he doesn’t mind a little backdoor action every […]
Have You Ever: Done It In The Middle of The Woods?
Years ago, I started chatting with a guy in South Carolina on Manhunt for reasons I can’t particularly remember. He would often try to convince me to come and visit his humble abode, which was located on a not-so-humble amount of property. We’d talk for […]
“Timberwolves” Is Rugged, Nasty & Everything I Want In A Gay Porn Film
Timberwolves might be the first physical gay porn DVD I purchase this year. While all four of the film’s scenes will be available on Raging Stallion‘s site some time soon, I don’t think I’m patient enough to see newcomers Boomer Banks and Aleks Buldocek in […]
Have You Ever: Done It On The Bathroom Floor?
My first boyfriend lived in a tiny apartment with seven straight guys, all of whom were usually stoned, drunk or otherwise inebriated at all points in time. Despite the sea of discarded Cheetos bags and empty pizza boxes I had to swim through, I liked […]











