Just when I was starting to feel overwhelmed about catching up after the holiday season, I saw a skanky, cum-drenched lining in this cloud called life. Enough time has passed over the past few weeks that three previous subjects of our I’ve Never Done This […]
I still don’t understand how fuzzy, 19 year-old straight guy Lance managed to surpass a few mainstream gay porn performers and a pair of Sean Cody scenes to win the honor of the “Best Blowjob of 2013“. Keep in mind, I’m saying that as someone […]
The moment has finally come! After hours upon hours of watching butts get filled to capacity with large cocks—and consequently agonizing over these rankings—I am ready to trust my instincts and announce 2013’s “Hottest Cock Slut“. Traditionally, this award goes to the gay porn model […]
Usually, I try to stay away from using the word “perfect” or any variation thereof. It’s an open invitation for the troll brigade to whip out their hypercritical goggles and, with the utmost shadiness, point out the so-called “perfect” model’s flaws. The fact of the […]
There are some genuinely awful people in this world. While I hate to provide names, I’d hate it even more to not provide the following list of despicable humans—Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Josh Duggar, Robert Mugabe, Donald Trump, Bryan Fischer, R. Kelly, Spencer Fox, Pat Robertson, all […]
Given my weakness for tattoos and facial hair, Joe Gunn and Geoffrey Paine would rank high on my (currently non-existent) list of real-life gay porn couples I’d want to fuck. They may have even been nudged up to the top spot thanks to their latest […]
Luke Harding is a 24 year-old gold star gay with a ton of tattoos, a talented tongue and a hairy hole that’s begging for some attention. He was recently seen blowing one of my favorite casting couch directors Dirty Tony, and if you pay close […]
I’m no expert on the bareback flip-fucks of 2013, but if there are any more adorable than the one Tyler Morgan and Kip Ryker filmed for Guys In Sweatpants, then I will run a marathon wearing Mike Dozer‘s infamous “Condoms are for pussies” t-shirt, a […]
It seemed rude to close out 2013 without giving Adam Ramzi a major shout out. You’ve already seen him getting fucked by Tommy Defendi and Joe Parker, but until now, he’s never been the “star” of his own entry. That changes today! His scene with […]
Shawn Wolfe might not be the Hottest Cock Slut of 2013, but do you know who might be? Jimmy Fanz! The fuzzy gay porn pup’s already a shoo-in Butthole of The Year, and given how well he utilizes said butthole, there’s a chance he could […]
