The five animated GIF images in this post are absolutely hypnotic. Seriously, I think I just wasted ten minutes (or more) watching Bay and Sinclair in GIF-form, which doesn’t make all that much sense since the trailer for this scene was somewhat lackluster and mechanical. […]
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Will The Real Jason Stark Please Stand Up? (Part One)
This isn’t confusing at all. Jason Stark is a blue-eyed, British performer who appeared as item #4 on a previous edition of The Cock Buffet. Meanwhile, Jason Stark is also a hairy, slim gay porn newcomer who appeared in the featured bonus clip of a […]
How To Wake Up Your Boyfriend: A Lesson From Jimmy Fanz & Abele Place
Alarm clocks? Gross! Shaking his shoulder? Thumbs down! Saying his name over and over again at varying degrees of volume until he’s so annoyed that he finally rolls over and acknowledges your existence? Might work, but nope! There’s only one fool-proof way to wake up […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Horny Cowboys
Honestly, is there anyone who isn’t a sucker for a hot guy in a cowboy hat? I know some of you genuine country boys might roll your eyes at the sight of Johnny Rapid playing dress-up in MEN.COM‘s new series “Going West“, but let’s not […]
What Would You Do?: I’m Inviting A Few Friends Over To Gangbang Christian Cayden
“I like to be told what to do. I’m pretty much a submissive little slut.” That was the line that sold me on Christian Cayden, a Next Door Male newcomer who proves he’s a man of his word by riding a big dildo and cumming […]
Fuck The Payne Away.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]
Please Fuck Anthony London Harder, Tom Wolfe!
If you are a human being with eyeballs, then you are aware that Tom Wolfe is incredibly attractive and boner-inducing. A study conducted by my butthole has shown that approximately 90% of Earth’s citizens would like Tom Wolfe to bang their asses. Results have shown […]
Flipping Out: JP Richards
Why hello there, JP Richards! We got a sneak peek of your scene with Dirk Caber not too long ago on Manhunt Daily, and now that it’s finally here, we’re not one-hundred percent sure our dicks were prepared to be touched as much as they’ll […]
Quickie: Randy’s Thick Uncut Cock & Surprisingly Hairy Yeti Butt
“Yeti butt” should not be confused with “cub butt“, a term heavily associated with Canadian gay porn wonder Marko Lebeau. The former refers to an unpredictable excess of fur on an otherwise smooth and clean-cut muscle jock, while the latter takes that concept and adds […]
Woof Alert: Ginger Bear Rusty G.
For his latest solo, Rusty G. is sporting a bushy red beard that could almost put James Jamesson to shame. It’s a unique look that won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but considering my dick has a tendency to lean toward “unique”, I got a […]











