Do you love devouring hairy asses? Then you might very well jizz yourself watching Gabriel Clark bury his tongue between Marko Lebeau‘s remarkably fuzzy cheeks. We say that as if you’ll actually witness such a site in this post, but nope, you have to be […]
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Woof Alert: Marc Angelo (II)
It’s cute that Marc Angelo‘s wearing an “I Wanna Ram U” t-shirt in his solo for Butch Dixon. I mean, it’s almost as if he truly believes he could top me, when it’s so blatantly clear that I’d be the one ramming him if we […]
How To Wake Up Your Boyfriend: A Lesson From Jimmy Fanz & Abele Place
Alarm clocks? Gross! Shaking his shoulder? Thumbs down! Saying his name over and over again at varying degrees of volume until he’s so annoyed that he finally rolls over and acknowledges your existence? Might work, but nope! There’s only one fool-proof way to wake up […]
Caption This: Hot Butt With A Donut On It
A bearded fellow in a baseball cap positions himself stomach-down on his bed with a donut resting on his right ass cheek. We are overcome with indecision, regarding what we should do with our mouths. Do we lick all the way up his thick, fuzzy […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Spencer & Abe Are The Hottest Pairing In The History of Gay Porn Ever!!!!!!!
I did not think Sean Cody could do better than the hairy ass of Randy this week! They have proven me, Dewitt’s Dick, wrong by bringing back Spencer to get fucked again. My head exploded so many times when he lost his virginity to a […]
Please Fuck Anthony London Harder, Tom Wolfe!
If you are a human being with eyeballs, then you are aware that Tom Wolfe is incredibly attractive and boner-inducing. A study conducted by my butthole has shown that approximately 90% of Earth’s citizens would like Tom Wolfe to bang their asses. Results have shown […]
Quickie: Randy’s Thick Uncut Cock & Surprisingly Hairy Yeti Butt
“Yeti butt” should not be confused with “cub butt“, a term heavily associated with Canadian gay porn wonder Marko Lebeau. The former refers to an unpredictable excess of fur on an otherwise smooth and clean-cut muscle jock, while the latter takes that concept and adds […]
Woof Alert: Ginger Bear Rusty G.
For his latest solo, Rusty G. is sporting a bushy red beard that could almost put James Jamesson to shame. It’s a unique look that won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but considering my dick has a tendency to lean toward “unique”, I got a […]
YES TO THIS: Ricky Larkin & Joe Parker Are Hard, Hairy & (Very) Horny
There’s no forced, bullshit dialogue leading up to Ricky Larkin and Joe Parker‘s sweaty and thoroughly passionate encounter on High Performance Men. From the get-go, they’re stripped down to their jockstraps making out and exploring each other’s bodies. When the cocks come out, Joe is […]
Did This Hot Basketball Jock Get Seduced & Fucked By Czech Hunter?
When I saw this pretty boy motherfucker in Czech Hunter‘s latest scene, I was tempted to deem him the new “Hottest Guy Czech Hunter Has Ever Seduced“. Personally, I’d prefer this guy over the one above, but there’s no denying the appeal here—lean build, six […]











