David is still very loud when he gets excited. It’s strange that this laid-back guy who makes awkward jokes about his penis transforms into a rabid (and very noisy) sex beast when his dick’s wrapped between some dude’s ass lips, but geez, you might want […]
You know how I’d answer this question. Gay porn newcomer Michael David caught our attention when he fucked Shane Jacobs in a scene for Austin Wilde‘s generally perfect site Guys In Sweatpants. Admittedly, we were most excited about his fuzzy young ass, and much to […]
Less than three minutes into the first chapter of “Gaywatch“, I was ready to pop my wad. Keep in mind that I’m a marathon masturbator. When I decide I’m going to treat myself to a passionate night with my left hand, my goal isn’t to […]
Once upon a time, I would open up MS Paint, let my imagination wander and draw my fantasy man. His dick was always unbelievably large with a thick bush resting above it. His ass was always the size of two watermelons. And every now and […]
Thanks to a little thing called the internet, I’ve discovered that one of my favorite Woof Alert subjects, Zachary, posed for a particularly sexy photo shoot back in June (or some time shortly before that). You might be thinking to yourself, “We’ve already seen his […]
Hello, friends who like to masturbate! It is me again, Dewitt’s Dick. I am writing an editorial piece about an opinion have even though I do not have any fingers to type. My opinion is that Sean Cody model Jarek should never do anything unless […]
Oh hey! Are you in the mood for a burly, hairy bottom with a deep voice and a healthy appetite for cock? If so, you should meet Hank Lawton. He’s a thickly-built hirsute fellow who looks mighty good in a speedo, and judging from this […]
It’s a shame Jesse Jackman, salt and pepper chest hair and all, can’t be cast in an intergenerational fuck scene for this contest you should be entering right now. We would have loved to see him play “daddy” with a younger porn star, as he […]
Jake Jensen in a 21 year-old Irish student living in Melbourne, and he’s got a particularly nice hairy blond bum. It sort of reminds me of my own butt, which is a weird and slightly egotistical thing to say when you’re talking about someone you […]
Right now, you might be looking at Randy and Ryan, thinking to yourself that there’s no possible way these two beautiful creatures would ever make out with a hot dog. You are, unfortunately, very wrong about this. The Sean Cody newcomer we’ve all come to love […]
