Oh my! It’s always nice when things come around full circle. Earlier this week, we were discussing (again) how much we wished Brad Rockwell would graduate from Next Door Twink and appear in scenes with someone a little less, um, twinky. Brad’s hardly even a […]
Tag: Guys In Sweatpants
New Life Goal: Getting Fucked Against A Tree
Is it too early to make a New Year’s resolution? Because by the end of 2014, I would like to have been bent over a tree and drilled so hard that I jizz all over Mother Nature’s face. I should state that I would still […]
On A Scale of 1-10, How Fuckable Is Michael David?
You know how I’d answer this question. Gay porn newcomer Michael David caught our attention when he fucked Shane Jacobs in a scene for Austin Wilde‘s generally perfect site Guys In Sweatpants. Admittedly, we were most excited about his fuzzy young ass, and much to […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Guys In Glasses Do It Better
Holy scrotum! Conrad Logun gives amazing blowjobs. I absolutely adore how he swallows Austin Wilde‘s big cock down to the base like it’s no big deal, then takes it balls-deep up his ass like it’s even less of a big deal. I mean, where the […]
Michael David Is My New Gay Porn Crush.
Michael David‘s such a simple pseudonym for an up-and-coming adult performer. At first, I wasn’t sure how to feel about this, until it occurred to me that some guys develop huge cult followings with names like Daniel, Solomon, Kodi, Davis, Abe, Trent or Tom. Are […]
Sign My Petition For Austin Wilde To Fuck EVERYONE… With His DICK!
OH, y’all bitches thought Boulangerié Knowles was DONE writing about porn? FUCK NO! Since I am all about chasing that good DICK, I’m starting a petition for the whole world to get FUCKED by gay porn star Austin Wilde. Tell every motherfucker you know on […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Hot Jocks, Straight Men & Ryan Gosling’s Huge Bulge
I know this is the part of the week where I’m supposed to welcome you to another rousing edition of Popular Demand, but I’m having trouble forming complete sentences with Conrad Logun‘s butt up there. It needs to get fucked. And nobody’s fucking it. This […]
Flipping Out: Anthony Romero
So apparently Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero are no longer an item? I suspected as much when The Sword included Anthony on a list of gay porn stars who’ve retired in 2013, and my suspicions were confirmed in yesterday’s Where Are They Now entry about […]
Adorable Human Elliott Blue Swallows Ben Driver’s Huge Cock With His Tiny, Tiny Butt.
So Elliott Blue is kind of gorgeous, eh? The boyish newcomer made his debut on Guys In Sweatpants this week, and he’s starting off with a bang (literally) by taking Ben Driver‘s especially large uncut schlong. According to the site, this 19 year-old cutie spent […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Fall In Love With Ben Driver’s 9.5-Inch Uncut Monster Cock
We haven’t thanked our regular guest blogger Lawrence enough for introducing us to Canadian porn star Ben Driver back in January. As soon as we laid our eyes on his enormous rod, we knew it’d find a home in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series at […]