A college boy tosses a football across a yard. To his left, his cute, blond fraternity brother eats some potato chips. Next to him, another guy sticks his hands in his pockets and contemplates a near-empty bag of Doritos… Oh, but what’s that in the […]
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Party of Five: Jake Genesis In A Locker Room Gangbang
Yikes! Where does one even begin with this one? Once-promising performer Jake Genesis retired from the adult industry in the middle of 2013, writing a ridiculous apology that I couldn’t help parodying the following month. He referred to 100% of porn actors as “victims to […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Connor Kline & Coach Colby Jansen
My 2014 goal has been to deliver balanced and thoroughly honest gay porn reviews, but there are a few reasons I can’t offer up an objective review for MEN.COM‘s new series “Scrum“. For starters, it’s a three-part series starring real-life rugby player Colby Jansen as […]
I Drank Scotch With Nick Offerman (And He Ate My Asshole)
Lea Michele’s “Cannonball” is playing. It is just starting to rain outside. I haven’t left my bed for a week. After you’ve closed the door on filthy, no-rules, aggressive sex with a Twitter comedian, you begin to wonder if you can ever truly fly—fly, like […]
Flipping Out: Billy Santoro & Seth Treston
Real-life gay porn couple Billy Santoro and Seth Treston are no strangers to working together, but now, you can watch them in action without supporting an awful human being who shall remain nameless! Although their latest encounter for Cocksure Men lacks the raunchy felching finale […]
Conner & Connor, Fucking In A Tree (F-U-C-K-I-N-G!)
If you haven’t been following the latest Naked Sword original series The Mix, then here’s a brief recap for all you lazy bastards who don’t fully commit to your original gay porn series. Christian Wilde and Felix Warner decide to get married and celebrate by […]
The Sex Is Boring, But At Least They’re Pretty!
There’s no way to sugarcoat this or pussyfoot around the reality. Jack King and Vance Crawford‘s scene for Falcon‘s Bucks County 2 is a total snore. There’s a complete lack of natural chemistry between these two, and while I’ve got to at least admire their […]
Is Aaron Bruiser Your New Favorite Gay Porn Bottom?
Maybe! The man who’s suddenly going by “Aaron Bruiser” made his gay porn debut as “Bruiser” on The Guy Site. He did an oral scene with them, made his onscreen bottoming debut with equally beefy performer Jaxton Wheeler and topped it all off (quite literally) […]
Hot or Not: Role Play
I’ve only had one successful role play experience. The guy I was chatting with—through Manhunt, but of course—was a beefy, hairy daddy type, and he told me he’d be coming to my place directly from the gym. As someone who watches way too much porn […]
Everything Butt: Seven Dixon
Seven Dixon made me hyperventilate when I first saw him. The day was November 22nd. The place was a press release that Raging Stallion sent out, announcing him as their latest exclusive model. The image that caused such a reaction was this one. Before my […]











