It takes a brave man to leap off a cliff. Or eat a creampie. Elliott and Liam are brave. You could not get me to leap off a cliff. I don’t care how deep the water is next to that cliff. You don’t know when […]
I found a pubic hair in my croissant. But I don’t care. I watched how it got there and it was hot. Here’s two anonymous fit lads pretending that they’re working in a bakery for Rawfuck. They get tired of kneading and pounding all that […]
Remember last week when I was bitching and moaning about how the blowjob in this scene from Bad Puppy was sub-standard? Well, Austin Wilde must have read my mind (I realize this scene was probably shot before my post but work with me here)! Guys […]
Get it? Lately, I’ve been blogging about the seasoned porn performers. These are the ones who’ve been to the sex rodeo more than a few times. These are the expert cocksmen with the jacked muscles and striking tattoos. The ones who exist to wring pleasure […]
Mr. Brooks, is your porn name spelled with an “e” or an “a?” Does anyone feel that a scene is immeasurably hotter when a jockstrap frames the ass in question? That innocuous little garment cupping a guy’s junk and serving up his butt somehow makes […]
Wait, so am I supposed to let sexy strangers into my house or not? Knock, Knock starring Keanu Reeves was in the theaters for about 3 seconds. I’m sure you’ll see it floating around the Netflix netherverse at some point. Keanu plays a married guy […]
Dogpile on Zander! There is so much going on in Lucas Entertainment’s latest orgy scene that I barely knew where to look. Moans and groans permeate the air as cocks slam into buttholes, tongues lap at dicks, and pelvises go SLAP SLAP SLAP on buttcheeks. […]
Reality Dudes, the site featuring horny frat boys in their horny frat house doing what you imagine horny frat boys do to each other, is on sale for 17.99 a month! That’s a lot of slutty fraternity dudes tormenting their naive (and hot-bodied) young pledges […]
Probably. I have to give Next Door Buddies some credit. Despite the eye-rolling set-up and stilted acting, I got into the whole neophyte homosexual awakening schtick of Are We Gay? (LOL @ that title). Perhaps it’s because it reminded me of my first time. Newbies […]
All signs point to “yes.” Sean Cody’s Grayson has heard that Sean has a big dick. “Yes, I do!” Sean confirms. If only the rest of life could be so free of ambiguity! I know my predecessor and blogging idol Tyler has felt some ambivalence […]
